Lady Sen. Joni Ernst Knows Ladies, And Hillary Clinton Is No Lady

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Lady Sen. Joni Ernst Knows Ladies, And Hillary Clinton Is No Lady



Conspiracy theorist and Iowa Sen. Joni Ernst (R-Barnyard) auditioned this weekend for the role of Very Important Lady Who Is Also Available To Be Vice President Wink Wink Fellas, at her first “annual” orgy of bikers, Republicans, and hot dead pig, called “Roast and Ride.” Stop laughing, that is not the joke. That is what she really called it!

See, ’tis the season for deep-throating deep-fried everything-on-a-stick and telling Iowans they are fairest of them all. Naturally, Iowa’s newest senator wants to be at the center of that action, with all the GOP boys saying real nice things about her, to get her endorsement. So she threw a party, advised Republicans to be more “Reaganesque” — no, even more than that — and, in an interview with CNN’s Dana Bash, she reminded us (again) why we love to laugh at her so much:
BASH: I was here with Hillary Clinton when she was campaigning for your opponent, Bruce Braley, in the Senate race. She was very clear, and she said, “It’s not enough to be a woman.”
ERNST: I would say, Hillary, it’s not enough to be a woman. You have to care about women’s issues.

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I am a woman, and I have three beautiful daughters, and I just think when it comes to women’s issues, I have an edge on women’s issues.

But that was way back in October. Ernst has her talking points all straightened out, and she is A Expert now at what REAL women’s issues are:
And women’s issues here in Iowa are that we have a strong economy, we have jobs that our sons and daughters can go off to someday, we have a great educational system, and women want strong national defense. We want to know that our families are going to be safe.

So what do you have to say to that, Hillary Clinton? Huh?!?! Besides, “LOL, OK, whatever”? Oh, that’s all? Because you’ve been talking about women’s issues since Joni was filling her free time playing with pig balls, with bread bags on her feet, so you don’t need her to quote you back to you to teach you what women’s issues are, thank you very much?

Yeah, that’s what we thought.

http://wonkette.com/587810/lady-sen-joni-ernst-knows-ladies-and-hillary-clinton-is-no-lady?utm_source=wysija&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=june+9

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1. And she'll cut your balls off if you say so!

Oh God, that hurts!

[niyad]

2. that comment is not appreciated here.

[Human101948]

3. She and other Republicans thought the idea was very amusing...

Nothing says welcome to the neighborhood like a good castration device.

Iowa Sen. Joni Ernst, who was sworn into office last week, received the gift from Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., mounted on a wood board with the words "Make 'Em Squeal, Joni!" engraved on a plaque....

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/politics/iowa-politics-insider/2015/01/10/ernst-castration-device/21508201/

Republican Ernst draws on experience ‘castrating hogs’ in Iowa Senate cable ad

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2014/03/25/republican-ernst-draws-on-experience-castrating-hogs-in-iowa-senate-cable-ad/


Because you’ve been talking about women’s issues since Joni was filling her free time playing with pig balls, with bread bags on her feet, so you don’t need her to quote you back to you to teach you what women’s issues are, thank you very much?
Read more at http://wonkette.com/587810/lady-sen-joni-ernst-knows-ladies-and-hillary-clinton-is-no-lady#GZoOCtt7xoTsSHwx.99

[niyad]

4. thanks for those links--think I am going to be ill now.