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[giftedgirl77]

1. lolol, nobody can be as smart as BS fans.

[Cary]

2. I would be worried too if I couldn't get a fireman fill in a hole with his pen

That level of dysfunction is beyond my pay grade.

[yallerdawg]

3. Since we are the gender-neutral majority wing of the Democratic Party...

I suggest the black pens could be used most effectively in another part of our anatomy shared by both sexes!

This could easily be practiced in the privacy of your own home!

You just take the cap off the pen, and clench it between your teeth...

I'm sure 'they' stopped reading after the first sentence - and are wondering, "if I take that stick out..?"

[PeaceNikki]

4. I've been wondering the same about my uterus.

It's never voted before and when I called the municipality and asked for detailed instructions, they hung up on me.

[William769]

5. I'm not sure what to say here.

[dlwickham]

6. Say nothing

It's safer that way

[William769]

7. ROFLMFAO!

[George II]

8. Hah, I really don't know what to tell you, just let your vagina do the talking!

Anecdote: years ago when my mother first became an American citizen, she was worried about voting and how to do it. At the time (1960s) my parents differed philosophically. It was also the days of the old voting machines with the levers.

So, my father told her that when she went behind that curtain, push the lever next to the candidate that you DON'T like, it'll X him out.

But, he just couldn't keep it in - 15 seconds later he burst out laughing and owned up to it.

The two of them became the first two true "progressives" I ever knew and wound up being staunch Democrats and political activists into their late 80s. Wonderful people.