Florida man arrested after allegedly pelting roommate with pizza dough

[marmar]

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. - A Florida man was arrested earlier this month after he allegedly pelted his roommate with pizza dough because he was making coughing sounds he didn't like.

Joseph Tresselt, 32, was charged with criminal mischief and simple battery after the incident that unfolded at a St. Petersburg apartment on April 11, according to an arrest affidavit from the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office.

At around 7:20 p.m., Tresselt was making pizza. The arrest affidavit said that Tresselt said he "heard voices telling him how to make the pizza."

Tresselt's roommate started to make coughing sounds, which "irritated" him. ............(more)

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-arrested-after-allegedly-pelting-roommate-with-pizza-dough

[GreenWave]

1. He's lucky he didn't throw doughnuts. They would have pummeled him. (Cop treats)

Heard voices telling him how to make a pizza? Maybe from the Food Channel?

[3catwoman3]

2. At first I saw this as "petting"...

...his roommate with pizza dough.

[stopdiggin]

4. well, that would have been - interesting - as well ....

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[marble falls]

3. Schitzophenic made pizza tastes the best.