Dearly Irreverent

[Half-Century Man]

Dearly Irreverent;
We are gathered here today to celebrate the dearth of Scotty’s ambition. He thought himself enough to aspire to the highest office, but never had enough substance to do the work needed to reach such heights. He possessed enough marketing skills to attract donors, but not voters. He is the “New Coke” candidate of the business world. Such high hopes wrapped around such an obvious disaster.

And to Scotty.......When the USAG comes to speak to you about campaign financing and the WEDC Quid pro Quo; might I suggest