Applebee's controversial in Port Lavaca for potential 'club atmosphere' and MFM's lewd conduct

[TexasTowelie]

PORT LAVACA - The future of an Applebee's restaurant remains uncertain as residents debate extending the hours liquor may be sold.

"We're in limbo," said Port Lavaca City Manager Bob Turner. "Applebee's is waiting to see what happens with the late-night drinking ordinance."

The ordinance, which went into effect April 25, extends the hour that businesses can sell alcohol from midnight to 2 a.m. Applebee's officials have said they will open a restaurant at state Highway 35 and Virginia Street only if the hours are extended.

Walter Spiller, a retired resident of Port Lavaca, says he does not believe extending the sale of alcohol by two hours makes much difference.

Read more at http://www.victoriaadvocate.com/news/2013/jun/16/ew_applebees_061613_212008/?business .

[font color=green]Because there is nothing worse than a group of old geezers causing mayhem and peeing in the parking lot at 2:30 in the morning.[/font]

[ashling]

1. MFM is in Arizona

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though I don't doubt that

the effects of his lewd conduct

could reach all the way to Port Lavaca

[TexasTowelie]

3. That's what he wants you to believe!

NSA pinged his cell phone and his true location was revealed.

[ashling]

13. My daughter called on father's day from Bishkek, Kyrghastan

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and told me that a lot of her friends over there want he help with getting US visas. The phone went dead for just a second and was kind of scratchy after that.

[kentauros]

2. So-o,

are you telling MFM about this thread, or should I?

[TexasTowelie]

4. I'll let you have the honor.

I know that he appreciates a good laugh. It's also payback for calling me a slacker a couple months ago.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018363587

[kentauros]

5. Alrighty!

Then I can take my steroids and go to bed!

[TexasTowelie]

6. Are you applying to work for the Arlington police department?

I'm only inquiring to see if you meet the job requirements...

[kentauros]

7. Only if being in dental pain is one of the requirements

(The steroids are from my endodontist due to root canal pain not subsiding last week.)

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. Can you crush beer cans bare-handed now?

[kentauros]

14. Only Fosters cans

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. You're damned STRAIGHT about the geezers peeing in the parking lot...

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... because so many of us are hunksa-hunksa burnin' love that we have
to do handstands in order to pee and a group of 3 or more of us doing
that causes passing motorists to gawk and crash.
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Sonny.
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[TexasTowelie]

10. Please elaborate--is it easier to tinkle when it's raining?

Seriously though, the Applebee's is staying open after midnight so how does anyone see anything in the dark?

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. Um. Electricity? Light bulbs?

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Light bulbs on top of big tall poles?
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C'mon! Come up to the 20th century if not the 21sr.
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Just who IS the geezer here?
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[TexasTowelie]

12. This is the Texas group so please understand if the 19th century mindset prevails at times.

You know that our politicians don't give a hoot about whether women get raped so why have lights in parking lots? The parking lot is actually a new concept here and the horses are scared that we'll do away with hitching posts.

''If it's inevitable, just relax and enjoy it.'' -- Clayton Williams, Republican gubernatorial candidate, 1990

The good news is that we still have watering troughs in case you need to take care of that peeing business.

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

15. Wait, I was always told that the troughs were for bathing!

You're supposed to use the water to quickly 'wash' your face, pits and groin area (It is also good for getting rid of stink-breath, or so I'm told) so as to help attract women at the bars. At least that is what we were told in High School sex-ed.



Maybe this is why I never found me a good wolf-girl

[efhmc]

16. But we need another place that sells crappy food

to stay open late so we can kill our taste buds.