One of the best Corbett Satires.... Ever (His Brilliant Re-Election Strategy Uncovered)
http://newslanc.com/2013/06/05/roadmap-for-reelection-satire/
This is from an anonymous person who claims to have dug Corbett's re-election strategy memo out of the trash. Excerpts:
Problem #1 How to solve the Joe Paterno under the bus / Penn State problem:
Solution: Go to State College and meet with Penn State Trustees. At a news conference well reinstall the statue of Joe Paterno in front of Beaver Stadium and lay a wreath at its foot, while denouncing the NCAA and the other parties responsible for this.
Problem #2 How to deal with the women and Latino problem
Solution: Name a Latino to something important, preferably not yard work, food service, or watching contributors kids. Ask someone in the legislative caucus if they know anyone.
Problem #5 Liquor, Lottery, Turnpike privatization, and pension reform
Solution: Announce the pensions of all state workers will be tied to a turnpike bond issue that backs a special state lottery to finance liquor store privatization. What could be simpler?
Problem #6 Become likeable.
Solution: Quit sneering and jabbing finger at reporters at news conferences. Learn more lines of distraction. How about those Phils?