Customer thinks he can take restaurant decor and no one will notice

[Demovictory9]

Update..they followed his movements to the table he ate at. Contacted him and her returned item. Owner hasnt decided if he will press.charges yet

[pfitz59]

1. What was the fool thinking?

'This is nice. I'll just take it.'

[soldierant]

2. I'm sre he couldn't have put into words,

but I don't doubt he was thinking that he was entitled to do that because he was a superior being.

[tanyev]

5. My precious!

[Old Crank]

3. Perhaps an underlying medical condition

Had him thinking it was really his.
Or a cry for mental health care.

[Westcoast4life]

4. The man cased the place until the coast was clear before tucking it under his arm and out the door he went. 100% theft.