I had a dream last night the Tom Cruise had a talking penis.

[warrior1]

Yes, a talking penis. All though I couldn't make out what it was saying because it's mouth was real small.

What was really odd was everyone acted like this was normal.

Being a gay woman, I really have no experience.

[geardaddy]

1. Tom Cruise IS a talking penis.

[Maine-ah]

2. good lord...

I LOL'd at just the image I got from your title...

[warrior1]

3. is was more fish like

but small. The mouth that is.

It was like a train wreck. I didn't want to look, but couldn't help myself.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

4. You wouldn't know this, being a gay woman and all, but ...

We ALL have talking penises. Some even sing, whistle, or dance.

If you think the mouth is small, you oughta see the brain. One-tracked, like a mule.

Now, back to your point: the dream is very distubing. Tom Cruise? Really? Yikes!

[warrior1]

5. it might have been

because a few days ago I saw a clip of Minority Report where TC had dropped the eyeballs and was chasing them down the hallway.

The day before I had a dream about Rachel Maddow.

[LynneSin]

6. You need to lay off whatever it is that you eat or drink before bed

as a straight woman that went thru her 'I Tom Cruise' for about 2 months back in the mid-80s I can honestly say I never EVER had a dream like that!

[RZM]

7. Someone once told me

The point of every Tom Cruise movie is almost always the same. In the beginning you're supposed to think he's a dick, but by the end, he isn't so bad of a guy after all.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

8. I'm guessing he named it Mitch McConnell?

[RedCloud]

9. The Tom Cruise? Is that some sort of luxury ship?