shit i have to say to the husband

[fizzgig]

"stop bonking the cat with the bag of tortillas."

i love being married.

[Xipe Totec]

1. Waste of a good bag of tortillas. I agree. nt

[Skittles]

2. your husband is bonking the cat?

MR. FIZZGIG JUST WENT TO THE TOP OF MY LIST; yes INDEED

[Kaleva]

3. She said bonking, not boinking.

[Skittles]

6. .........

although, I would kick his ass for either offense
bonk
bäNGk/
informal
verb
gerund or present participle: bonking

1.
knock or hit (something) so as to cause a reverberating sound.
"he bonked his head on the plane's low bulkhead"
2.
have sexual intercourse with (someone).

[Kaleva]

7. I learn so much here at DU!!

[Skittles]

10. *heh*

actually, so do I

[fizzgig]

9. schedule the cat for an ass kicking, too

fat lump just sat there and took it. lazy turd.

[noamnety]

4. Can I leave a message for my husband here?

If you come back from a business trip one more time and forget to turn off the 5am alarm on your watch - and just let it go off for a minute straight on the other side of the room - I will cut you.

[Phentex]

5. Hey, I wouldn't find you guilty in a court of law...

nope.

[fizzgig]

8. i would cut him, that's for sure