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steve2470

(37,457 posts)
Tue Apr 5, 2016, 03:55 AM Apr 2016

A new way to waste time on the internet: Google now makes animal noises

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2016/04/04/a-new-way-to-waste-time-online-google-now-makes-animal-noises/

Google describes its mission as a company to "organise the world's information and make it universally accessible and useful". That now apparently extends to making animal noises.

Searching for "what noise does a [animal] make" and you will now get results featuring a short audio sample of the animal in question, ranging from your standard farmyard animals to the more exotic bowhead whale and elephant. Alternatively, try searching "animal noises" for one of the sounds at random.

It might be intended as an educational tool for children, but is possibly more likely to just be a way to waste time at work.

The selection of animals is fairly limited, with the range limited to 19 that we were able to find, but that's still enough to spend at least 90 seconds of your time. The zebra and (rather disgruntled) cat noises are particular highlights. Google also uploaded a turtle sound, but searching for it does not appear to work.
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A new way to waste time on the internet: Google now makes animal noises (Original Post) steve2470 Apr 2016 OP
The cat sound must be pretty authentic Rhiannon12866 Apr 2016 #1
My cat didn't wake up from her pillow seat next to the window. OnyxCollie Apr 2016 #2
My cat was standing right next to me until he heard the noise Rhiannon12866 Apr 2016 #7
! Ruby the Liberal Apr 2016 #5
Same for my cat, LOL. Rhiannon12866 Apr 2016 #8
My cats are too busy sleeping right now to care meow2u3 Apr 2016 #16
Since you have two cats, they may be used to the sound Rhiannon12866 Apr 2016 #17
I guess they're jumping on the noise bandwagon, kentauros Apr 2016 #3
Thanks so much! Rhiannon12866 Apr 2016 #9
I don't have a cat any more, kentauros Apr 2016 #10
I appreciate it! Rhiannon12866 Apr 2016 #11
He looks almost exactly like my cat! kentauros Apr 2016 #13
Oooooooooo!!!! BlancheSplanchnik Apr 2016 #12
You're welcome! kentauros Apr 2016 #14
Do they have Bigfoot? awoke_in_2003 Apr 2016 #4
Those are great - Thanks! Ruby the Liberal Apr 2016 #6
My cats weren't impressed ailsagirl Apr 2016 #15

Rhiannon12866

(206,564 posts)
7. My cat was standing right next to me until he heard the noise
Wed Apr 6, 2016, 01:54 AM
Apr 2016

Unfortunately, he enjoys standing on my keyboard.

Ruby the Liberal

(26,219 posts)
5. !
Tue Apr 5, 2016, 08:59 PM
Apr 2016

I saw this and thought you were joking, so I googled it and ran through the sounds with my cat on my lap. She was cocking her head, but when I got to the cat, she jumped up like a firecracker lit under her and has been pacing for the last 10 minutes trying to find the cat under and around the furniture.

That was/is freaky as shit.

THANK you!

Rhiannon12866

(206,564 posts)
8. Same for my cat, LOL.
Wed Apr 6, 2016, 01:58 AM
Apr 2016

He looked at me curiously at the other noises, but the cat sound sent him looking all over the room - while giving me very strange looks, like he thought the sound might be coming from me...

Rhiannon12866

(206,564 posts)
17. Since you have two cats, they may be used to the sound
Thu Apr 7, 2016, 02:59 AM
Apr 2016

I also have a dog, so my cat was looking for that other cat...

kentauros

(29,414 posts)
3. I guess they're jumping on the noise bandwagon,
Tue Apr 5, 2016, 01:19 PM
Apr 2016

after others have seen how successful such sites can be. Better to just put on one of the following for background noise (or therapeutic use.)

Furry Friend - Frequency-Shaped Cat Purr Noise Generator

Jungle Life - Frequency-Shaped Jungle Noise Generator

Rainforest - Interactive Tropical Forest Soundscape

Summer Night - Near ultra-sonic Natural Frequency Sound Generator

A Bird's Paradise - Interactive Tropical Birds Soundscape

Fairy Pond - Pond Soundscape Generator (Boat, Water and Frogs)

What the... Farm - Noise Blocker for Open-Plan Offices

Grazeland - Home of the Ruminants (and more!)

Nocturnal Garden - Interactive Soundscape Generator

Skywalker - The Sound of Paragliding
(my personal setting, not the default)

Sled Dogs - Dog Powered Online Noise Generator

Subaquatic Dreams - Underwater Soundscape Generator (Dolphin, Bubbles and Waves)

Underwater - Home of the Fin Whale

I picked all of the animal noises I could find, but there may be others. Have a look around

Rhiannon12866

(206,564 posts)
9. Thanks so much!
Wed Apr 6, 2016, 02:06 AM
Apr 2016

I remember trying the purring noise when my cat was a tiny kitten. I found him in a grocery store parking lot one night on my way home and he was anything but cuddly, hoped the soothing noise might calm him down. But he's over a year old now, has grown into a beautiful cat, IMO. And he's practically a lap cat now, enjoys being petted, but he's still not particularly calm, so I'm going to try this again.

kentauros

(29,414 posts)
10. I don't have a cat any more,
Wed Apr 6, 2016, 03:13 PM
Apr 2016

so I don't know how cats respond to it. I hope it works, especially if it did in the past

Rhiannon12866

(206,564 posts)
11. I appreciate it!
Wed Apr 6, 2016, 03:23 PM
Apr 2016

He has improved so much, looks for affection now, but I know he gets bored, despite having more cat toys than he could ever use, LOL, so I'm always looking for ways to entertain him. Here is Felix, who has grown up to be one beautiful cat! (At least I think so... )

kentauros

(29,414 posts)
13. He looks almost exactly like my cat!
Wed Apr 6, 2016, 04:46 PM
Apr 2016

Kipper (named by my past-wife for a cat she used to have in Ontario) died a couple of years ago of cancer. I haven't replaced him because I'm so bad with clutter that I'd be afraid for the safety of a new cat

That's cute with him hugging his plushy

Here's Kipper from probably five or six years ago:


kentauros

(29,414 posts)
14. You're welcome!
Wed Apr 6, 2016, 04:50 PM
Apr 2016

It's a cool site and the owner is often talking about other sounds and musicians on his FB page. That's where I learned about the Marble Machine by Wintergaten

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