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Christian Bride Passes Traditional Daddy Vag Inspection Before Wedding (the logical next step after purity balls--ewwwwwww)
(I am not posting the pic here, don't want to get anyone in trouble, but you HAVE to see it)
WEIRD GROSS BAD!
Christian Bride Passes Traditional Daddy Vag Inspection Before Wedding
Weddings are the toughest, amirite, ladies? But they are the most magical day in a girls life, if you can just make everything Just So in preparation for your big day. STEP ONE: Find a man whose walk with the Lord is strong like yours! STEP TWO: Say OMG YES! when he asks you to be his Christian bride. STEP THREE: So many preparations! You have to pick out the dress and the flowers and the invitations and make the guest list and your bridesmaids are like DONT BE SUCH A BRIDEZILLA, TIFFANY and (phew!) you needed that because really, is it that important what color the napkins were? Gah, Tiffany. STEP FOUR: Be grateful your girls have your back because #sisterhood.
Most girls forget this one, but its the most important one, so STEP FIVE: Go to the doctor and get him to check under the hood to verify that no man-penis has entered there, and then get him to write your dad a love note about how nice and intact a pussy you still have!
What? You didnt do that? WELL ENJOY HELL, LADIES, because according to the New York Post, a lady named Brelyn Bowman did that, and she couldnt be happier about her dads reaction to her pre-nuptial vag exam:
Brelyn Bowman wanted to show her dad, a prominent pastor in Maryland, that she was still a virgin before she said I do to her longtime boy toy at a lavish ceremony Oct. 10 that included more than 3,500 people.
To make her innocence official, Bowman took matters into her own hands.
I was able to present a certificate of purity to [my dad] signed by my doctor that my hymen was still intact, Bowman wrote on her Instagram page along with a photo of her first dance with her old man at the wedding.
If one person has made a decision to wait until marriage or decide to stop & wait we have done our job, she wrote on another photo. Lets make Jesus famous!
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pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)That kind of reveals a lot about her, doesn't it?
niyad
(113,303 posts)that is one serious bunch of sickos.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)There seem to be a lot of people who live an a very different planet.
LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)Yeah, I'm gonna' catch hell for this one.
niyad
(113,303 posts)Liberal_in_LA
(44,397 posts)a la izquierda
(11,795 posts)I can't take any more of these fucking lunatics.
malthaussen
(17,195 posts)I'm tolerably conversant with social history, especially of Britain and America, and I can call to mind no such "tradition." In fact, as a casual examination of parish registers would indicate to one inclined to view them, there was a high incidence of 8-month babies. It has been speculated (by Peter Laslett, among others) that the "tradition," in fact, was to "try out" the prospective bride (not necessarily with her consent, either) before marriage to ensure that she was not barren. Which is not, of course, anything to be proud of, but is certainly quite contrary to the "tradition" asserted by this article.
We'll ignore, for the nonce, the tradition of Primae Noctis, both because it is probably more apocryphal than otherwise (it is, however, attested in some regions), and because it is supposed that it was in reality just another way to squeeze the peasants for a little cash, and not usually practiced in the literal sense.
-- Mal
niyad
(113,303 posts)and I doubt that those cretins have ever heard of Primae Noctis (certainly could not spell it!) although there are some ministers. . . .
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)niyad
(113,303 posts)benld74
(9,904 posts)csziggy
(34,136 posts)Horses, that is, but that they should ride side saddle to prevent "broken" hymens.
My first period was when my family was on a trip to rural Mississippi and began on a Sunday morning. of course, no stores were open and the only supplies my Mom and my older sisters had were tampons. Mom agonized over whether I should use a tampon since it would "violate" my interior lady parts. (Whether or not my older sisters should have been using tampons was a whole other discussion.)
In the end cleanliness and sanity won over purity "standards" though once we got to civilization Mom forced me to use those old fashioned pads for years. It didn't matter that I was on horseback every chance I got and no stupid side saddle for me!
Ineeda
(3,626 posts)mouth, butt, or hands? No lie detector test? Truth serum? Or whatever. The nuts will be forever nutty.
mythology
(9,527 posts)But I have no idea what it is. Who in the fuck thinks this sort of thing is a good idea? I mean how screwed up in the head is she that she thought this was something special. And why her husband didn't just run for the hills is beyond me.
If a couple decides that they want to wait until marriage, okay go for it. I think it's strange, but it can be their choice. But wanting to share that choice, and the proof of it with your entire guest list is more than a little creepy.
rurallib
(62,415 posts)he is everywhere and knows all, so no problem doing a checkup.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)If my father ever had any interest in anything like that, I would have disowned myself. Of course, he never would. He's not an effing psycho.
3catwoman3
(23,986 posts)...comments late last night, and laughing so hard I could barely breathe.
niyad
(113,303 posts)blue neen
(12,321 posts)....just picturing the Insurance Claims Processor now...
niyad
(113,303 posts)Blue_Tires
(55,445 posts)For all we know, she could have just been letting dudes PIITB all this time
liberal N proud
(60,334 posts)I would be embarrassed if one of my daughters felt like they had to do this.
niyad
(113,303 posts)"purity balls", either.
these people are, to say the least, twisted, warped and repressed beyond belief.