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Miles Archer

(18,837 posts)
Thu Jun 25, 2015, 06:17 PM Jun 2015

I just added Mark Zuckerberg biting my ass to my bucket list.

Son of a BITCH, do I hate Facebook.

And in my town, people are very, very cheap. Websites have little or no influence here. Everything is driven by Facebook because it's free. That means my survival has come to include a business model for charging a fee people are willing to pay in order to have me build and maintain a page for them.

Used to be that you could build a business page and that was that. NOW, you have to link it to a personal account, and THAT has to be linked to your cell phone. Because Zuckerberg can't data mine your ass without having ALL of your "personal info."

I use a VPN. I'm all over the place using WiFi, I HAVE to. So far, Facebook has shut down THREE of my business pages because they send me this "We don't recognize this device" messages and will ONLY let you back in if you provide a DRIVERS LICENSE and BUSINESS LICENSE and NONE of my clients want to do that. So the revenue from those three pages went out the window.

I just set up a NEW business page, which I linked to an old FAKE account I set up a year ago (you can't do that any more, either). I did this because if I linked it to MY account, my client would have access to my page and all of the pages linked to it. I didn;t want to bother her for her cell number, so I used this account. Today, they blocked me from logging in and demanded a cell phone number. So I called my client, used hers, got their "security code," entered it, they thanked me, and now, Mark Zuckerberg can bite my ass.

That's pretty much it. Back to work.



PS: Bite my ass, Zuckerberg.

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I just added Mark Zuckerberg biting my ass to my bucket list. (Original Post) Miles Archer Jun 2015 OP
I have virtually no personal avebury Jun 2015 #1
I have also added Mark Zuckerberg biting your ass to my bucket list. nt hay rick Jun 2015 #2
Thank you! Miles Archer Jun 2015 #3
Add a tetanus shot and rabies shot to your bucket list JustABozoOnThisBus Jun 2015 #4
a pox on EVERYONE who made that asshole a multi-billionaire Skittles Jun 2015 #5
Ass not to be bitten by the undeserving seveneyes Jun 2015 #6
No kinky sex threads in the lounge. Joe Shlabotnik Jun 2015 #7

avebury

(10,952 posts)
1. I have virtually no personal
Thu Jun 25, 2015, 06:23 PM
Jun 2015

information on my FB page and use it more for animal and social causes not socializing. i haven't even friended anybody in my family.

JustABozoOnThisBus

(23,339 posts)
4. Add a tetanus shot and rabies shot to your bucket list
Fri Jun 26, 2015, 10:19 AM
Jun 2015

before Zuckerberg gets to you.

And post a photo of the hypodermic in your butt on your facebook page.

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