I went to Olive Garden last night.

[cliffordu]

bring it on.

[Systematic Chaos]

1. I hope the breastfeeding of the smoking pit bull went smoothly.

[cliffordu]

12. Yep, Spike was stellar.

she's gone to menthols now which won't hurt the pups from what I read....

[Arugula Latte]

2. So, are you family now?

[kentauros]

3. Yeah, but you need to prove

that you actually bought anything. Scan your receipt and show it!

[a2liberal]

4. Yum!

now I want to go...

[ElboRuum]

5. I casteth asparagus at thee... n/t

[HappyMe]

11. I maketh a lovely hollandaise.

Wouldst thou partake of such a sauce and asparagus?

[OriginalGeek]

6. What abuse could we possibly direct towards you

that you haven't already heaped upon yourself?

[ellisonz]

7. Sinner!

[chknltl]

8. Agent provocateur!

What?



































http://www.agentprovocateur.com

[pacalo]

9. Did you have the raspberry lemonade, as suggested by this lady...

Marilyn Hagerty, an 85-year-old columnist from Grand Forks, N.D., has become an unlikely media sensation, after she published an earnest review of a local Olive Garden last week in the Grand Forks Herald, which went viral online.

It read like something out of The Onion. "The place is impressive," Hagerty wrote. "It's fashioned in Tuscan farmhouse style with a welcoming entryway."

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/cutline/marilyn-hagerty-85-old-olive-garden-reviewer-internet-150422768.html

[HappyMe]

10. Did you really?

So what did you have to eat? Details, please?


What about the screaming, chain smoking toddlers?