Scientists Splice Cow and House Cat. Have They Gone Too Far?

[KamaAina]

http://eatlocalgrown.com/article/14334-kittymoo-cow-cat-splice.html

KittyMoo(TM), a splice between a common housecat and a dairy cow, will be on the market in time for the 2015 Holiday Season....

DISCLAIMER: Contributions have been made to 147 US Congress people and Moosanto has named several high ranking FDA and USDA officials to future high paying positions within the Moosanto organization. Many US government officials have been guests on Moosanto corporate jets and have hunted and fished on Moosanto corporate ranches. Please see Moosanto's Facebook page to book your own hunting and fishing vacation with us. New splices available for hunting this spring include Gatorines, Tigelk and Zebroons.

KittyMoos are magically attracted to standard Laser Pointers. This allows them to follow intricate mowing patterns using our roof-mounted Trace-a-Lawn kit (sold separately). Create stunning portraits and landscape art like never before!...

To protect MooSanto's patent, KittyMoos are genetically modified so that offspring will be either cows or cats but not KittyMoos. Standard KittyMoos come with a 3-year lifespan (they drop dead on the last day). Knowing this in advance makes it easy for parents to explain why their KittyMoo is gone. No more unpleasant surprises with sick or lost pets.

Um, you might want to check the date on this one before sending it off to Grandma.

[d_r]

1. you soujld see it

drink its own milk

[Fearless]

2. I think I'm going to throw up now.

[DeSwiss]

3. !

[lovemydog]

4. Nothing can go wrong. I'm off to visit Jurassic World.

I've heard the genetically spliced dinosaurs are very tame.

[pinboy3niner]

5. They purrloined my idea!!!

[clarice]

6. Didn't Franz Kalfkat write a story about this? nt