So, why can't we live on the Moon?

[shenmue]

5 votes, 1 pass | Time left: Unlimited
	We didn't bring enough socks
	1 (20%)
	I hear the rent is pretty steep
	0 (0%)
	Everyone on Earth could see you when you take a shower
	0 (0%)
	There's already a war with Mars
	1 (20%)
	No goldfish
	1 (20%)
	Limited parking
	0 (0%)
	Vending machines never have nachos
	0 (0%)
	Pie
	2 (40%)
	The tea is really bad
	0 (0%)
	Miniature golf is closed on Sundays
	0 (0%)
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[hifiguy]

1. No liquor stores

or great little hole-in-the-wall ethnic restaurants.

[shenmue]

2. Boo

Hiss.

[A HERETIC I AM]

15. Yet. n/t

[steve2470]

3. no cats or doggies :/ nt

[A HERETIC I AM]

16. Yet. n/t

[petronius]

4. Duh, because it shrinks down to nothing and disappears once a month

Where would we live during the times when there is no moon?

[Ron Obvious]

5. Everyone's gone to the moon

Note: I happen to like this song. This is NOT meant as an endorsement of Jimmy Saville or Jonathan King!

[BlueJazz]

26. Orchestration and flow is simply wonderful.

[Ron Obvious]

31. Yes

Pity Jonathan King looks like a nonce straight from central casting.

[orleans]

34. great song n/t

[Art_from_Ark]

6. Because there was a huge nuclear explosion on the moon that made it uninhabitable

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[A HERETIC I AM]

17. ROFL!

I loved that show!

What a ridiculous premise, but it made for good TV!

[OriginalGeek]

20. Man I wanted to watch that but for some reason wasn't allowed

More than likely not for any sin type reasons - probably that it conflicted with Dukes of Hazard or some fishing show that my step-father watched instead.

Couldn't watch Battlestar Galactica or Buck Rogers either - I think they came on during church or some bullshit.

[dr.strangelove]

7. Too many Nazis up there

[Coventina]

8. Stilton?

*munch* *munch*

(first person to get my reference gets virtual cheese & crackers!!)

[A HERETIC I AM]

18. Not much of a cheese shop, is it?

"Finest in the manor, squire"

"And what leads you to that conclusion?"

"It's so clean."

"Well, it's certainly uncontaminated by cheese."

[Dont call me Shirley]

9. Because it's made out of cheese...

https://m.

[hunter]

10. What do you mean "We?"

I'm looking mighty fine here wearing only my gold lame shorts and glitter bopper telepathic antenna headband...

I'm glad my grandfather inherited all that money and got here before NASA did.

It gave us all plenty of time to camouflage the entrances.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nude_on_the_Moon

[KamaAina]

11. Because Buzz Aldrin tore up the golf course

[Kaleva]

12. It's being bombed.

[A HERETIC I AM]

19. Not to mention the corporate bastards are planning on bringing all the water back here. n/t

[LynneSin]

13. Why don't we let the Tea Party and GOP Fundies have it

Just saying....

[Major Nikon]

14. The commute is a real pain in the ass

[BlueJazz]

21. I chose pass. I refuse to date women who weigh under 30 pounds.

[A HERETIC I AM]

22. In this case, mass counts. n/t

[BlueJazz]

24. 1. I'm not Catholic (although I once was) 2. I don't go to church.

[A HERETIC I AM]

25. NOT THAT KIND OF MASS, GOD DAMMIT!

The other kind....when you get water thrown on your head.


Sheesh.

[BlueJazz]

27. Was an altarboy. I used to bring jam to put on the wafers (God's body and all that)

Sister Ann Noreen caught me pigging out and raised holy living hell. I ate like a box and a half of the things. My mom gave me a lecture. My dad was going to give me a lecture also but started laughing his ass off.

[A HERETIC I AM]

29. LOL..... (edit)

It kills me that anything that can be bought by the gross is considered sacred!

Jam on the body of Christ!

Too funny.

"What's that?"

"The blood of our lord, Jesus"

"Looks like strawberry preserves."

"And your point?"

[olddots]

23. great food

but no atmosphere .

[Blue_Tires]

28. There's a bunch of Amazon women running things up there

and I don't need to get my scrotum stomped by a thousand man-hating ballbreakers before being fed to giant spiders

[Shrek]

30. It's a harsh mistress n/t

[kairos12]

32. Because it's in Walter Cronkite's garage, along with the lunar lander.

[DFW]

33. You ever try to get a building permit for that place?

'Nuff said.