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Paper Shredder
The new employee stood before the paper shredder, looking confused.
"Need some help?' a secretary asked.
"Yes," he replied, "How does this thing work?"
"Simple," she replied, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding it into the shredder.
"Thanks, but where do the copies come out?"
