OMG, I am tired of root beer snobs.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Chan790]

1. That kid's an idiot.

There is no moment in time when having your ass groped by someone you find attractive is a bad thing...if it happened on the mound at Yankee Stadium on national TV and in front of my closest 50,000 friends and family, I'd be grinning like an idiot. If it happened at an important work-function, I'd still be grinning like an idiot.

[quakerboy]

2. Stand down

Root beer is no joking matter. Root beer is serious stuff. mock it at your own peril!