QUICK! I need something HILARIOUS to blow off Mrs. V.'s socks! Whatcha got?

[Bertha Venation]

It has to be clean, not disgusting, and totally apolitical.

Thanks!!

GO!

[libodem]

1. I'm sure this will make her

Fall in love all over again:

http://m.eonline.com/news/477262/cats-wearing-tights-is-your-new-favorite-thing-on-the-internet

[Bertha Venation]

2. Oh, no, libodem . . .

She bristles at photos of clothed cats. Even though this one's not really clothed.

I may just send it to her anyway. It's freaky!

Thanks

[libodem]

5. I know

As Velveteen, says "the dogs"....OMG.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. That was so weird - I LOL'd, especially at the dogs.

I will have to find some tights for my cats...

[HarveyDarkey]

4. Does she like toast?

[libodem]

7. Well I DO now

This will certainly make Mrs Venation fall more in love with, Bertha. Sweet anthem.

[rug]

6. Rx

[Brother Buzz]

8. Archie McPhee has what you need - One stop shopping

http://www.mcphee.com/shop/

[WilliamPitt]

9. OK

[joeybee12]

10. Sorry, I only have disgusting!

[progressoid]

11. Here's one of the newer songs...

[nolabear]

12. *gasp!* *wheeze!* *gasp!*

(Mr. Bear says, "The musicians were laughing their asses off."

[progressoid]

14. What do you mean? Why would they be laughing?

It's "a modern spiritual"!

[Bertha Venation]

15. AAAAAAAAAAAHhahahahahahahahahahahaha

Thanks, this is another one I can send her!!

[krispos42]

13. The FAA just relaxed the rules on personal electronics. You know what this means...

[Skittles]

16. eye doctor tells a guy he has to stop masturbating

"WHY, WILL I GO BLIND?" the guy asks and the eye doc responds, "No, you made the people in the waiting room uncomfortable."



aw sorry Bertha I'm not good at being "clean"

[Rambis]

17. Irish scarecrow

[jmowreader]

18. If this doesn't work, nothing will

[retread]

19. Blowing off her socks should be more than enough entertainment. Shouldn't it?