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The Hunting Trip
Ted Cruz and Louie Gohmert were hunting deer one fine day. Gohmert got one. They gutted it and started dragging it back to camp.
About an hour into the trek, Cruz said to Gohmert, "This deer isn't all that big but it's really hard to drag."
Gohmert looked down and said, "yeah, we're dragging it by the back legs so we're working against the hair. If we drag it by the front legs it'll be easier." They changed ends and kept going.
Another hour into the trek, Cruz said to Gohmert, "you're right, it is easier to drag by the front legs."
"Yeah," Gohmert said, "but camp keeps getting farther and farther away."
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Gohmert is one of my personal favorites!
