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MrScorpio

(73,631 posts)
Tue Sep 24, 2013, 09:49 AM Sep 2013

Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch!

When God said, "Let there be light", Bill Brasky took a Zippo to one of his farts.
We've been living in its afterglow ever since.

I once saw Brasky swallow an elephant whole. The elephant thanked him for the privilege.

Bill Brasky shot a porno movie once, but they couldn't release it because they ran out of X's.

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Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch! (Original Post) MrScorpio Sep 2013 OP
Has he reappeared? antiquie Sep 2013 #1
Bill Brasky went into a South American jungle once MrScorpio Sep 2013 #2
I didn't realize he made it out. antiquie Sep 2013 #3
His poop is still considered currency in Argentina. bluesbassman Sep 2013 #7
Who is Bill Brasky? Xyzse Sep 2013 #4
Bill Brasky is a man that I once told to go to Hell... MrScorpio Sep 2013 #5
2/3rds of the earth's surface is covered by Bill Brasky (nt) Recursion Sep 2013 #8
Bill Brasky decided to hunt down and kill the Bannana Splits. They all begged for their lives. Gidney N Cloyd Sep 2013 #6

MrScorpio

(73,631 posts)
2. Bill Brasky went into a South American jungle once
Tue Sep 24, 2013, 10:05 AM
Sep 2013

And walked out of it, only after eating every living thing in there.

Xyzse

(8,217 posts)
4. Who is Bill Brasky?
Tue Sep 24, 2013, 10:09 AM
Sep 2013

-starts stretching to do google-fu-

Oh cool... I guess that is where they got the "Sergio" commercial idea.

MrScorpio

(73,631 posts)
5. Bill Brasky is a man that I once told to go to Hell...
Tue Sep 24, 2013, 10:13 AM
Sep 2013

He went to Hell, played a round of golf with Satan and beat him by shooting a hole in one on every par.

Gidney N Cloyd

(19,834 posts)
6. Bill Brasky decided to hunt down and kill the Bannana Splits. They all begged for their lives.
Tue Sep 24, 2013, 10:21 AM
Sep 2013

Except Fleagle.

(that BB line was always my favorite for some reason)

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