Spilled K-Y Lube Leads To Evacuation Of Alabama Post Office

[marmar]

This certainly didn't make the mail come faster.

A post office in Guntersville, Ala. was evacuated Tuesday after some K-Y Intense Arousal gel leaked out of a package and spread throughout the post office at about 9 a.m., WAFF reported.

Not knowing what the slippery substance was, post office officials evacuated the place and called in hazmat teams. Two employees felt sick after coming into contact with the gel, according to AL.com. They were hospitalized, but are now in stable condition. Additionally, 12 - 15 other packages were contaminated with the material.

The gel was addressed to someone in the "entertainment" industry, according to the Associated Press. The recipient's name has not been released. .....................(more)

The complete piece is at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/15/spilled-lube-post-office-alabama_n_3598807.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false#sb=4157027b=facebook

[LiberalEsto]

1. Has the media been aroused?

[MrScorpio]

2. I think that I know who the recipient was...

[sakabatou]

5. You owe me a new keyboard

[MrScorpio]

6. My work is done here. nt

[Yavin4]

9. A 4-Day Anal Convention????

Ouch.

[Dr. Strange]

15. They thought the end would never come.

[azurnoir]

11. so will the 'regular' crowd be there? :)

[love_katz]

3. LOLLOLLOL

There's got to be some DUzys here.

[sakabatou]

4. Hehehe

[KamaAina]

7. For full coverage, turn to

This is a real TV station in one of the reddest areas of the country, Springfield, MO!

[pipi_k]

8. So did they

slide out the door one by one, or tie themselves together and go out as a group?

[ConcernedCanuk]

10. "didn't make the mail come faster"

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LOL

Whomever wrote this article was havin' a good time!

Musta been laughing their ass off - -

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[bluesbassman]

12. Those two employees who felt sick after coming in contact...

Are definitely doing it wrong.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

17. Catherine the Great didn't have any KY and she was in stable condition, too.

[miked62916]

13. ROTFL

I pity the person who has to clean that all up, though.

[tonekat]

14. They felt sick?

"Arrgh! Picking up scent of prelude to sexual activity - our senses are not designed for this...procreation only...procreation only....proossss.s...overload...overload....!"

[TheMightyFavog]

16. Left over from Santorum's "Alabama three-way?"

[Gidney N Cloyd]

19. He uses a different brand:

[Iggo]

18. Heheheheh....evacuation...heheheheh...