Since Texas Towelie started supplying his own oregano to his pizza joint... sales have soared!!!

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[dixiegrrrrl]

1. Hmmm..gives me an idea.....

I sense pizza night coming up real soon.

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. M-m-m-m, did you just invite me over for orega... I mean -- DINNER?

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Low-sodium pepperoni and low-sodium black olives ( ) for me please!!!
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[TexasTowelie]

3. It's pawsitively delicious.

But if you think that is great just remember that our best seller is the Hawaiian (Canadian bacon, pineapple and the Hawaiian special herb blend)!

[myraphilips]

16. Dont get it

Inside joke?

[TexasTowelie]

17. Oregano and catnip

are both used interchangeably with weed. MFM was poking fun at me since my 5,000th post was about my history with weed and included about two dozens pictures of red tabby cats and a bunch of cat puns as captions. Unfortunately, most of the pictures were on Photobucket so I might have to recreate the thread for my 50,000th post.

Welcome to DU.

[romainetarra]

18. Where to buy this pizza

Texas where to buy this za? Looks delicious.. Okay now back to the couch

[madinmaryland]

4. Texas Towelie is a she...

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. My name is fucking "Mom", You think I'm not allowed to gender-bend a little bit? Huh? Do ya?

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[TexasTowelie]

6. TexasTowelie is a he

unless I lost a couple of parts in that bicycle accident last night!

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. So, what are you wearing... Jake from State Farm?

[TexasTowelie]

8. I'm in my shake and bake attire.

I also delivered pizzas when I was in college which explains the popularity of my marketing program.

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. I'm in my shake and bake attire, too.

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[TexasTowelie]

10. There went your last chance for employment on the Food Network!

It didn't go over well with the execs when Paula asked that you be served Southern-fried with hot buttered corn, buttermilk-battered home fries and watermelon frozen treats.

After seeing that picture I'm going to have to grab another bit of the catnip to flush my brain of the trauma it has caused.

I know, excuses, excuses!

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. Glad to help.

[dixiegrrrrl]

13. Have you seen her husband????

If not, you struck gold with that pic.

[MiddleFingerMom]

14. Pau-Pau and I prefer that the two of us never meet.

[In_The_Wind]

12. Awesome

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[EdwardSmith74]

15. I don't see any "special seasoning" on there!