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A plague on the crusty botch of nature that invented tiny penises!
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"Tiny penises" is the phrase for today. Modify a thread title to include "tiny penises". (Original Post)
ohiosmith
Jan 2012
OP
Dear Newt: You're screwed now. You should have just cheated on your wife with your tiny penises.
yellowcanine
Jan 2012
#26
While everyone here was fretting about tiny penises, I was at a party show.
LeftishBrit
Jan 2012
#40
Tonight, millions of tiny penises are happy, while millions more are sweating bullets!!!
ohnoyoudidnt
Jan 2012
#41
Response to ohiosmith (Original post)
Tuesday Afternoon This message was self-deleted by its author.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)2. Good one!
RZM
(8,556 posts)3. DU Album of the Day: 'Tiny Penises' by Elton John
LonePirate
(13,420 posts)4. Phony e-mails say Gingrich forced tiny penises on ex-wife
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)10. Bwahahahaha!
RZM
(8,556 posts)5. A GBCW post for my tiny penis friends
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)6. A joke about tiny penises...#18
On Edit:
Okay, that deserves a real joke...
Three drunk guys were walking along a bridge on the way home and all realized they had to pee. The first whipped it out, hung it over the edge and said, "Wow, it's windy down there." The second had already gotten it out and said, "yeah, and the water's cold."
The third took a few minutes and then said, "Dudes, careful, the water's deep too!"
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)12. Classic!
OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)7. Who else has stupid hair due to static electricity & tiny penises?
I assure you that is not the only reason I have stupid hair!
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)15. Hahahaha!
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)8. A plague on the crusty tiny penises that invented Algebra!
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ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)16. Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!
Tripod
(854 posts)33. Now that(*&^%$#@ is funny :) !!
LeftishBrit
(41,205 posts)13. Who else has tiny penises due to static electricity and dry air?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)18. Hahahaha!
LeftishBrit
(41,205 posts)14. What's with people taking their tiny penises to the pet store?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)19. Excellent!
kcass1954
(1,819 posts)17. Nasty Newt nabs a tiny penis
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)20. Hahahaha!
pintobean
(18,101 posts)21. I just showed my 8-year-old Alan Parker's tiny penises
rug
(82,333 posts)22. I've been noticing many people have tiny penises ignoring them
jorno67
(1,986 posts)23. Tiny penises only. Post a pic of Tiny penises in a flick.
yellowcanine
(35,699 posts)24. Should tiny penises be banned in hospitals?
yellowcanine
(35,699 posts)25. Millionaires back tiny penises if they are exempt.
yellowcanine
(35,699 posts)26. Dear Newt: You're screwed now. You should have just cheated on your wife with your tiny penises.
Burma Jones
(11,760 posts)27. Do Tiny penises who "get lost" (leave) come back?
snagglepuss
(12,704 posts)28. Post something "despicable" that somebody's ex said about tiny penises.
snagglepuss
(12,704 posts)29. I found out how to see the best tiny penises on DU
Contrary1
(12,629 posts)30. Song/singer that makes your tiny penises weak hearing the song. n/t
snagglepuss
(12,704 posts)31. How many people here are into tiny penises?
Initech
(100,068 posts)32. We knocked out the tiny penis party
LeftishBrit
(41,205 posts)34. How to spot tiny penises.
LeftishBrit
(41,205 posts)35. Tiny penises that stick in your mind.
rucky
(35,211 posts)36. this tiny pen is especially useful
Mosaic
(1,451 posts)37. Someone wrote an article
That tiny penises are back in style.
wakemewhenitsover
(1,595 posts)38. The Tiny Penises Awards for the week of January 20, 2012
AggieGal
(651 posts)39. The most disturbing tiny penises I've seen on the web all day.
LeftishBrit
(41,205 posts)40. While everyone here was fretting about tiny penises, I was at a party show.
ohnoyoudidnt
(1,858 posts)41. Tonight, millions of tiny penises are happy, while millions more are sweating bullets!!!
AggieGal
(651 posts)42. There is special place in hell reserved for the inventor of the tiny penises satisfaction survey.