The Adventure Cruise to Nowhere
A man wanted something exciting to do, so he went to a travel agency.
"We have the Scenic Cruise to Nowhere. It includes a memorable two-hour trip down a wild and scenic river with a champagne toast at the end, and it's only $19.95." The man signed up.
On the appointed day, he went to the place they told him to, only to be met by two huge men. They beat the shit out of him, tied him to a log and threw the log in the river.
For the next two hours he was bounced and beaten by a never-ending string of rapids. He went from rock to rock, almost drowning five times.
Finally, bruised, battered and bleeding, he made it to quiet water. He looked up and saw another log with a teabagger tied to it.
"I wonder if we're going to get champagne now," he yelled.
The teabagger yelled back, "we didn't last year."
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