Post here and receive your meaningless fact for the day

[LynneSin]

[Iggo]

1. I need more facts!

[LynneSin]

3. The symbol on the “pound” key (#) is called an octothorpe.

[Iggo]

13. What the deuce?!?!

[LeftishBrit]

2. I'd like a meaningless fact.

[LynneSin]

4. An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

[Angry Dragon]

5. More Facts

[LynneSin]

6. The male gypsy moth can “smell” the virgin female gypsy moth from 1.8 miles away.

[Lochloosa]

8. I could have done without that fact....but I'll take another.

[LynneSin]

9. Now the facts wouldn't be meaningless if you had use for them now would they?

Just saying!

[LynneSin]

10. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

[charlie and algernon]

7. hit me up

[LynneSin]

11. State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

[Dr. Strange]

12. Give me no meaning!

[LynneSin]

14. The first man to distill bourbon whiskey in the United States was a Baptist preacher, in 1789

[savalez]

60. Your cowbell animation goes really well with your one-liners! It's uncanny!

[UrbScotty]

15. ;-)

[LynneSin]

17. Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie.

[iscooterliberally]

16. I liked the one about the preacher and the bourbon.

Please hit me up too. Thanks!

[LynneSin]

18. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

[cliffordu]

19. OINK!!!

[iscooterliberally]

25. Too funny! Thanks LynneSin!

[LynneSin]

34. Not for the pigs - that's a serious Orgasm

I mean I'm happy if mine last a few minutes

[geardaddy]

42. But is it the sow or the boar's orgasm?

Hmmm?

I'm guessing the sow.

[cliffordu]

20. OK _ Gimme a little uselessness!

[LynneSin]

21. If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion it will instantly go mad & sting itself to death

[HappyMe]

22. I could stand some learnin'.

[LynneSin]

26. It is illegal to hunt camels in the state of Arizona.

[backtoblue]

23. Unenlighten me...

[LynneSin]

27. There are 1 million ants for every human in the world.

[backtoblue]

29. Yeah, but

how many uncles???


and btw that's alot of flucking ants!!!

[LynneSin]

30. Don't quit your day job

[geardaddy]

24. That's the fact Jack, errr Lynne.

[LynneSin]

28. Every year 11,000 Americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual positions.

[geardaddy]

31. And most of those are probably on Valentine's Day.

[JoePhilly]

47. Yea ... but I'm about 10 of those ... so they should only count me once!!!!

[geardaddy]

32. More!

I want more!

[LynneSin]

33. Sorry only one meaningless fact per person

Else your meaningless fact wouldn't be special since you'd have more than one

[geardaddy]

35. Fine then.

*pout*

[Quartermass]

36. The dot above the stem in the letter i is called a tittle.

[many a good man]

37. Why a tittle?

[Quartermass]

38. I don't know.

[many a good man]

57. I've waited all my life to find the right context to crack a Y.A. Tittle joke

And it was a dud. Maybe next lifetime.

[WCGreen]

59. Oh, that was pretty good as far as tittles go...

[suninvited]

39. factless, here

in need of a fact

[LynneSin]

43. To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs - it will let you go in

[suninvited]

62. How do I know

if it is an alligator or a crocodile??

Or can I just poke my thumbs into the eyes of either one?

[LynneSin]

63. If the thumb thing doesn't work there's a good chance it's an alligator

just saying!

[sakabatou]

40. Ooook

[LynneSin]

44. It is illegal to eat oranges while bathing in California.

[nolabear]

41. Fact me, Baby!

I await your expertise.

[LynneSin]

45. The average person spends 12 weeks a year 'looking for things'.

[JoePhilly]

48. Like facts?

[nolabear]

67. There's got to be a curve in there accounting for age.

I used to never lose anything. Now? Well, you know.

[taterguy]

46. Here

[LynneSin]

49. It's possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.

[taterguy]

50. Why would you want a cow in your house in the first place?

[LynneSin]

51. Nothing like fresh milk in the mornings

and who wants to trot out to the barn to get it

[Old Troop]

52. Please give me a fact!!

[LynneSin]

53. You spend 7 years of your life in the bathroom.

[geardaddy]

54. I did this morning.

I need fiber.

[LynneSin]

56. I need less details

thank you

[geardaddy]

64. Jeez, do I have to be a grammar nazi?

"fewer details"

[OxQQme]

55. How about a phat fax fact?

There's already a lot of tax facts.

[applegrove]

58. Hit me!

[madinmaryland]

61. You already told me the fact that the Philadelphia Eagles have NEVER won a Super Bowl!!

Everything else is irrelevant!!

[6000eliot]

65. Fact me, please?

[zanana1]

66. I love useless information. Thanks. nt