We're not sure what's going to feel ickier, the fact that Dennis Rodman is going to be holding tryouts for a topless women's basketball team in New York City, or you after you finish reading the post. But the Basketball Hall of Famer will be trying out and coaching a team fielding exotic dancers from Headquarters Gentleman Club, in hopes of cobbling together a charity game against what appears to be another topless women's basketball from a rival club.
Duty calls, apparently, for Rodman. As it does here at Ball Don't Lie. Gross.
Here's the lowdown:
The NBA bad boy dreamed up the team after hearing that rival strip joint Rick's Cabaret launched a league with former Atlanta Hawk Spud Webb, who runs the Texas Legends, an NBA Development League team.
1. Sounds like a great idea except for ONE minor detail...
Those things are going to start hurting like hell bouncing up and down the court with the basketball. Sports bras make a lot of sense. My wife and three daughters always wear them when doing karate, despite not doing so at the house. My wife hates bras, but in practical situations she does it for her own protection.