Oh, we could have fun with one of these jobs

[Tsiyu]

but we just can't be that devious....


http://careers.foxnews.com/jobs/fox-news-channel/ticker-writer

[HopeHoops]

1. Oh, I am so tempted. But I'd be too cruel even for FOX.

[Tsiyu]

2. Just think of the ticker tapes we could create, though

I mean, they never check those things - they're always full of errors and factually incorrect, so who would notice?

JESUS COMES BACK TO ARIZONA DECLARES REPUBLICANS OF THE DEVIL AND HEADS TO CAPRI FOR EXTENDED VACATION WITH SNOOKI


SURGEON GENERAL SAYS NONSTOP MASTURBATION CAN REGROW HAIR ON BALDING PEOPLE

THE RAIN IN SPAIN FALLS MAINLY ON THE PLAIN...

[HopeHoops]

3. GROUCHO MARX RISES FROM THE DEAD AND MATES WITH LINDSEY LOHAN WHILE ON CRACK.

[Tsiyu]

4. ANGELINA JOLIE'S UTERUS SAVES THE WORLD - BRAD SAYS SACRIFICE IS WORTH IT

[HopeHoops]

5. It's the only uterus in the world armed with two 44s and a dozen 15 clips on a belt.

[Tsiyu]

6. We've actually started a Goddess Religious Revival

wherein Angelina's uterus is of the firmament, a vortex into which we all shall converge on December 31, 2012, and then we shall be of one virtual being, with mojitos and hair doodles for all


Praise Brad, Amen.

[HopeHoops]

7. I think I might just be afraid of that.

[Tsiyu]

8. Ah, such little faith

The Goddess will never harm you....

and the world shall know peas

[HopeHoops]

10. I think I'll get some ice water and go get laid now. I've got my own goddess.

[Tsiyu]

12. Well be that way then

but then we should each have our own personal Jesus, Goddess, FSM, what have you.

Have fun kids

[HopeHoops]

13. FSM is always with us.

[Tsiyu]

14. RAmen

[HopeHoops]

15. It's the food of life - 3 minutes to happiness.

[Tsiyu]

16. And lots of noodly appendages

[HopeHoops]

17. Well of COURSE! It wouldn't be FSM without them!

[Seedersandleechers]

9. Has anyone ever hacked into one of those tickers?

I bet Anonymous could.

[Tsiyu]

11. No doubt

But then how would you know? FOX is so out to lunch, it would be hard to tell if a hacker bit or if one of their staff just screwed up. Again.

But then, the fact they're hiring now maybe means someone started paying attention?