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How many Grammar Nazis does it take to change a lightbulb? (Original Post) kairos12 Feb 2024 OP
Lightbulb changing jokes? sop Feb 2024 #1
Lolol blm Feb 2024 #2
Good MOMFUDSKI Feb 2024 #3
Nice... LuckyCharms Feb 2024 #4
Wrong. It is "to". They are doing something "to" the fixture, not "too" which means also. Wonder Why Feb 2024 #5

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1. Lightbulb changing jokes?
Sun Feb 18, 2024, 11:09 AM
Feb 2024

How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the lightbulb, the other to hold the penis. LADDER! I meant ladder!

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