Fill in the blank: My _________ is/are smarter than Sarah Palin!

[ohiosmith]

My toe jam is smarter than Sarah Palin!

[Rambis]

1. Fill in the blank: My _bath tub dirt ring_ is smarter than Sarah Palin!

[ohiosmith]

2. Made me laugh!

[HereSince1628]

3. My compost heap is smarter than ALL teahadists AND

it's good for the environment!

[ohiosmith]

5. Hahahaha!

[LiberalFighter]

4. My dead poodle

[ohiosmith]

6. Brilliant!

[geardaddy]

7. My bellybutton lint

is smarter than Sarah Palin.

[ohiosmith]

10. Outstanding!

[sarge43]

8. My cockatiels, Spazz and Vern, are smarter than Sarah Palin.

If you know cockatiels, that's a damning statement.

[ohiosmith]

12. Hahahaha!

[pipi_k]

18. I had two of the little buggers...

One lived to be 10, the other nearly 15.

They were messy and screeched.

Screeched.

A LOT.


Not real intelligent, but the male did manage to pick up some er....colorful...language over the years during football season.

He looked me right in the eye and called me a "bastard" one day.

I sorta miss the little shits.

[sarge43]

27. S&V are fairly quiet. Probably due to my Glare O'Death

However, Vern-o hurts himself preening and I can't leave Spazz out of the cage by himself. He tries to pick fights with the macaw. So that's why I say they're geniuses compared to Snowbilly.

[BlueJazz]

9. My bowel movement is smarter than Sarah Palin.

[ohiosmith]

11. No shit!

[Ilsa]

13. "My red, wooden beads are smarter than me!" nt

[ohiosmith]

19. Hahaha!

[fbguy_144]

14. my earwax is smarter than Sarah Palin

[ohiosmith]

21. Outstanding!

[libodem]

15. My bag of hammers

And box of dirt are smarter by double. And not that I currently harbor any, my dingleberries.

[ohiosmith]

22. Bwahahahaha!

[Ilsa]

23. So are my ten-penny nails. nt

[Denninmi]

16. Honestly, very few nouns don't fit in that blank.

She is dumber than a rock, you know.

[mythology]

17. It would be shorter to list the things she's smarter than

Unfortunately the list of things she's smarter than would still include several sitting members of Congress like Michelle Bachmann. At least Palin no longer has any direct electoral power.

[pipi_k]

20. While cleaning out my shed today

I found a George W Bush Voodoo Kit a friend sent me ten years ago.

Sarah Palin is probably smarter than the little stuffed Bush doll with pins stuck in his ass.

Just barely.

[MiddleFingerMom]

24. My santorum is smarter than Sarah Palin!

[Mad_Dem_X]

30. !

[blueknight]

25. my nose boogers

are smarter

[schmice]

26. My pet goat

[ChromeFoundry]

28. ...Light bulb in the refrigerator...

(the one that burned out)

[HopeHoops]

29. Pee hole

[AsahinaKimi]

31. My..

Obama doll is smarter than Sarah Palin

[sakabatou]

33. That's an awesome figurine.

[sakabatou]

32. Cat