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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsMan claims to have grenade in his ass
He's arrested in Las Vegas after telling people he "wants to fart"
You can't make this shit up.
https://news3lv.com/news/local/man-arrested-outside-of-strat-claimed-to-have-grenade-in-his-ass-bomb-threat-joe-rogan-illuminati
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Emile
(22,923 posts)To be that crazy.
whathehell
(29,092 posts)Emile
(22,923 posts)whathehell
(29,092 posts)but I think this guy may have out done him.
calimary
(81,484 posts)whathehell
(29,092 posts)Who needs a cranky bomber, after all.
JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,367 posts)It's a lot more explosive than "pull my finger"
(grandpa joke)
whathehell
(29,092 posts)sarge43
(28,945 posts)whathehell
(29,092 posts)Chainfire
(17,641 posts)You got to hate it when you are the package.
The bomb squad arrived at the hospital, but the doctors, it seems, had already emptied "the package".
sarge43
(28,945 posts)when feasible and safe, blow it up in place.
"What to do, what ever shall we do?"
Just_Vote_Dem
(2,820 posts)Haven't laughed this hard in a long time
whathehell
(29,092 posts)I felt the same way, so I had to share it
3catwoman3
(24,048 posts)...objects inserted in them.
When I was in nursing school, I worked weekends as the unit clerk in the minor trauma side of the Emergency Department. Inside the door of one of the supply cabinets, the doctors had taped various of the foreign bodies they had removed from assorted locations.
Emile
(22,923 posts)whathehell
(29,092 posts)docs might be afraid to go ahead without first getting an okay from the Bomb Squad.
whathehell
(29,092 posts)That said. I'd guess, not to mention hope, that bombs remain rare.
Wicked Blue
(5,851 posts)Should he be called a suicide farter?
whathehell
(29,092 posts)My husband and I were in near hysterics when we read it. We hadn't laughed that hard in a LONG time.