Job opportunity in Denver for those with waitering skills....

[LynneSin]

http://denver.craigslist.org/fbh/3086678497.html

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/20/best-craigslist-ad-ever-h_n_1613569.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

We all know Craigslist has a reputation for publishing some unusual, funny or just plain strange ads, but this recent one posted in Denver really takes the cake.

Under the Food/Beverage/Hospitality jobs (naturally) an anonymous Craigslist user posted an ad on June 18 seeking waiters and waitresses for a private -- and apparently annual -- 4th of July swingers party in Westminster who, if hired, would work nearly in the nude wearing only "an apron and flip flops." Sounds like a very social group.

"So it is time again for my wife and I to have our annual July 4th party," the ad text begins. "But please read the rest of the story as Paul Harvey would have said. This is a Swingers party and we do 6 of them a year."

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. That ad is 1005 bogus.

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I mean, if I were to wear an apron... how would I stir their, um... cocktails?
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[TexasTowelie]

3. You still have your middle finger, don't you?

I'd hate to see you get nailed for false advertising and/or deceptive trade practices.

[Chan790]

4. You mean like the n00bs that inevitably refer to him as a she? n/t

[TexasTowelie]

5. Zinger!