Great T-shirt

[geardaddy]

http://www.northernsun.com/Religions-Ash-T-Shirt-%281432B%29.html

Taoism: Shit happens;
Hinduism: This shit happened before;
Buddhism: It is only the illusion of shit happening;
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?;
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah;
Jehovah's Witness: Knock, knock, shit happens;
Atheism: There is no such thing as shit;
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't;
Protestantism: shit won't happen if I work harder;
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it;
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?;
Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to you;
Rastafarianism: Smoke that shit;
Unitarianism: Who gives a shit?

[LeftinOH]

1. Mormons: Joseph Smith started all this shit. n/t

[geardaddy]

2. LMAO

Good one!

[arbusto_baboso]

3. Actually, there's a shirt that also has mormonism on it.

I own the shirt.

and it says:

Mormonism: Shit happens again, and again, and again.

It's funny if you know Mormon cosmology.