Political satire from the Left Coast Sports Babe

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After the recent scandal, new rules will bar the Secret Service from visiting "non-reputable" establishments. Hmm, will they make an exception for them to enter the House and Senate?

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Not saying Lindsay Lohan has aged but she looks too old for consideration as Newt Gingrich's next wife.

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Newt Gingrich now says he will end his Presidential campaign Wednesday. Newt's announcement had been planned for Tuesday but neither one of his supporters could make it.

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Yet another example of why President Obama will win the women's vote: At Ft. Stewart: "For the gentlemen out there who are not yet married, let me just explain to you: Your goal is to improve your gene pool by marrying somebody who is superior to you."