Amazing mind reader reveals the secret of his 'gift'.

[Lint Head]

[littlemissmartypants]

1. I saw it coming.

Guess that makes me psychic too.

[jerseyjack]

3. Hell, I'm better at it than you. All my friends say i'm sikotic.

[Scootaloo]

2. I've had people ask me to friend them on facebook...

I tell them, "I don't have a facebook account."

They look at me like I've got a pigeon stuck in my teeth.

Honestly, I talk to all the people I want to talk to, just fine as it is. I don't need to reconnect with my 3rd grade classmates or that girl I dated in '99.

[Lars77]

4. I always use a ski mask when i do internet banking

[Aldo Leopold]

5. LOL!

Good one.