Space Weird Thing-Alaska Robotics

[Ken Burch]

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(this is a parody of "Space Oddity" by David Bowie, rewritten to use only the thousand-most frequently used words in the English language-also known as "Up-Go". The performer is Marian Call, from my now-former town of Juneau. To me, the rewritten lyrics sound like the English-versions of anime titles)

Ground control to top space man
Ground control to top space man
Take your small food rocks and put your head-safe on

Ground control to top space man
(ten, ten less one, ten less two, seve

Start the numbers-down, big fires on
six, five, four, three, two, one, up-go!)
Check the start thing and may God's love be with you...

This is Ground Control to top space man,
you’re really first in class
and the papers want to know which person's shirts you wear
now it’s time to leave the space-house since you’re there

This is top space man to Ground Control,
I’m stepping through the door
and I’m relaxing in the air and it’s weird
and the stars look very different today

For here am I sitting in a lunch box, far above the world
Home space ball is blue, and there’s nothing I can do

Though I’m past five hundred hundred hundred hundred feet,
I’m feeling very cool
And I think my space car knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much -- she knows

Ground Control to top space man,
your talk line’s dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, top space man? Can you hear me, top space man?
Can you hear me, top space man?

Can you....here -- I’m relaxing in my lunch box
Far above the space night light ball
Home space ball is blue, and there’s nothing I can do

[longship]

1. xkcd started this.

Google "up goer five" for the technical drawing of a Saturn V rocket using only the ten hundred most common words in English.

Here's the Curiosity rover (space car for the red world) rendered in such a way.


Up goer five is awesome, though. Really big, too. Thirty-six stories tall big!!!

Here's the up goer five from Universe Today.
http://www.universetoday.com/98411/this-is-awesome-u-s-space-teams-up-goer-five/