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Sun Feb 26, 2012, 09:57 AM

Murdering, Lying, Thieving, Rat-F*** Republican Pieces of Sub-Amphibian Sh**...by Troubadour

SUN FEB 26, 2012 AT 03:05 AM PST
Murdering, Lying, Thieving, Rat-F*** Republican Pieces of Sub-Amphibian Sh**...
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...mendacious, death-loving, frothing, lamprey-mouthed, inhuman, abominable, atrocious, verminous, rapacious, sadistic, bullying, invasive, grasping, psychopathic, twisted, warped, animalistic, belly-crawling, mouth-breathing, illiterate, innumerate, know-nothing, imbecilic, sheep-raping, horror movie extras masturbating into wads of money while fantasizing about war collateral damage...(inhale)...puppy-torturing, vacuous, mindless, nihilistic, evil, diseased, soulless, morally bankrupt, greedy, insecure, envious, kleptomaniac charnel-house mascots stewing in universal hatred for all life...(inhale)...toxic, ugly, bestial, humorless, loveless, compassionless, demonic human-shaped ruins forever slouching toward Bethlehem in search of some fresh nightmare to wreak on the defenseless via other people's money and heroism...(inhale)...Satanic monkey-shit-throwing, cowardly, chickenhawkish, parasitic, baby's-candy-stealing, wife-beating, minority-purging, syphilitic Confederate poltergeists with erectile dysfunction...

...perverse, prurient, crocodile-eyed, necrophiliac mass-producers of human misery and gleeful destroyers of truth, justice, and the American way...sepulchre-hearted human deserts walking the Earth only to look for more victims...silly, stupid, ignorant bastards proud of every good thing they've never done, every person they've never been considerate toward, every fact they've never learned and will never acknowledge, and every virtue they will never possess or even attempt to comprehend...preternaturally drunken, bleary-eyed, zombie-like, empty vessels who wander aimlessly until given instruction by their masters...unthinking, unquestioning, unfeeling diabolus ex machina mockeries of the human condition, perpetually acting out a burlesque of the basest and least interesting psychological dysfunctions...

...face-chewing, self-devouring, medieval barbarian museum dioramas and depraved Nazi homunculi preserved in formaldehyde to frighten children...sick, ominous, loathsome, Nosferatu-impersonating Gollum-acolytes feasting on the flesh of our society while complaining about its taste...tax-evading, sommelier-abusing, election-buying, yacht-aficionado hemmorhoids flying flags of convenience and berating their six-year-old Chinese employees for requesting bathroom breaks...

Republicans, you vile, repulsive, scum. You're not leading this country. You're not contributing to this country. You're not even part of this country. You are the maggot-ridden rot that arises in this country's damaged flesh; you are the vultures constantly picking at us to see if we're weak enough yet to become your next meal; you create problems where none would otherwise exist, just to further weaken America and quicken your own insatiable appetites; you are garbage, and you are traitors. And you are not welcome in this country anymore.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/02/26/1068404/-Murdering-Lying-Thieving-Rat-F-Republican-Pieces-of-Sub-Amphibian-Sh-?via=siderec

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Reply Murdering, Lying, Thieving, Rat-F*** Republican Pieces of Sub-Amphibian Sh**...by Troubadour (Original post)
kpete Feb 2012 OP
LiberalEsto Feb 2012 #1
Frustratedlady Feb 2012 #2
Hotler Feb 2012 #3
Cerridwen Feb 2012 #4
treestar Feb 2012 #5
NICO9000 Feb 2012 #28
mistertrickster Feb 2012 #6
n2doc Feb 2012 #7
cbrer Feb 2012 #8
noiretextatique Feb 2012 #9
joanbarnes Feb 2012 #10
Phlem Feb 2012 #11
Larry Ogg Feb 2012 #12
Plucketeer Feb 2012 #13
annabanana Feb 2012 #19
bighughdiehl Feb 2012 #14
saras Feb 2012 #15
TatonkaJames Feb 2012 #16
BlancheSplanchnik Feb 2012 #17
Yavapai Feb 2012 #18
annabanana Feb 2012 #20
hue Feb 2012 #21
patrice Feb 2012 #22
lastlib Feb 2012 #23
ChazInAz Feb 2012 #24
StickManThePan Feb 2012 #25
StopTheNeoCons Feb 2012 #26
LongTomH Feb 2012 #27
felix_numinous Feb 2012 #29
center rising Feb 2012 #30
Turbineguy Feb 2012 #31
indepat Feb 2012 #32
reACTIONary Feb 2012 #33
Leftist Agitator Feb 2012 #34
hifiguy Feb 2012 #35

Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Feb 26, 2012, 10:07 AM

1. Now that's telling 'em.

Thoroughly.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Feb 26, 2012, 10:15 AM

2. But...but....but...

Can you tell us how you REALLY feel? Curious minds wanna know.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Feb 26, 2012, 10:17 AM

3. BRAVO! BRAVO!

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Feb 26, 2012, 10:17 AM

4. It's so nice to read creative insults for a change

instead of the old, intellectually lazy collection of insults.



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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Feb 26, 2012, 10:31 AM

5. this rocks!

"proud of every good thing they've never done" - exactly! That describes Republicans!

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Response to treestar (Reply #5)

Sun Feb 26, 2012, 04:46 PM

28. Yup - always wrong, but never in doubt

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Feb 26, 2012, 10:43 AM

6. Don't sugar-coat it.

 

Tell us how you really feel . . .

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Feb 26, 2012, 10:45 AM

7. Please tell me how you really feel, don't mince words!

Excellent rant

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Feb 26, 2012, 10:48 AM

8. WOW! Something IS lower than whale shit...

 

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Feb 26, 2012, 11:29 AM

9. nice

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Feb 26, 2012, 11:34 AM

10. 'Nuf said!

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Feb 26, 2012, 11:38 AM

11. F'ing Awesome



Some of the most outstanding work I've seen here yet.

-p

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Feb 26, 2012, 11:44 AM

12. The OP forgot to mention...

Cesspool maggots, scum sucking gutter pig syphilated sacks of shit, and that if their brains were made out of petrol, they wouldn't have enough to power a piss-ants motorcycle one lap around the inside of a cheerio.

Other than it pretty much covered everything.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Feb 26, 2012, 11:47 AM

13. This is a fun read

even more so since it has dollops of truth to it. Dollop after dollop, after dollop, after.... One word I missed seeing - DOLT. Dolt's the first word that comes to mind every time I hear a Republickan utterance.
Still, thumbs up!

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Response to Plucketeer (Reply #13)

Sun Feb 26, 2012, 02:04 PM

19. It's even MORE fun to read OUT LOUD!. . . . . n/t

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Feb 26, 2012, 12:07 PM

14. Clark Griswold would be proud



P.S....I can't get imbed to work. I clicked on "copy imbed HTML" back at youtube and pasted it here.
What did I do wrong?

Ok, so now I just post a link...and it's imbedded? WTF?

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Feb 26, 2012, 12:23 PM

15. Would it be unreasonable to use the last paragraph as a sig line?

 

Republicans, you vile, repulsive, scum. You're not leading this country. You're not contributing to this country. You're not even part of this country. You are the maggot-ridden rot that arises in this country's damaged flesh; you are the vultures constantly picking at us to see if we're weak enough yet to become your next meal; you create problems where none would otherwise exist, just to further weaken America and quicken your own insatiable appetites; you are garbage, and you are traitors. And you are not welcome in this country anymore.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Feb 26, 2012, 12:34 PM

16. C'mon now

Tell us how you really feel. Excellent post

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Feb 26, 2012, 12:58 PM

17. THAT was an eloquent tour de force of pitch perfect excoriation,

a righteous rant, well-chosen and well delivered, deserving of the most honored enthronement on the highest pedestals of public discourse. A clarion call to the true patriots, the educated, the teachable, the every day heroes of this country doing the right thing for themselves and their fellows, in spite of crushing obstacles willfully strewn in their paths by the cynical, privileged power-elite; a banner for the people who are capable of telling right from wrong, who know what is just and will not be fooled by false prophets who would attempt to drive them into the cold abysses of ignorance and evil while claiming the rituals and rhetoric of the sacred; a dirge for the setting sun of the fascist powers and an anthem for the People, who treasure good and eschew that which is false.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Feb 26, 2012, 01:22 PM

18. May I barrow this for Thanksgiving grace this coming year?

 

If someone could just put this to music, I would be glad to sing it at weddingS....

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Feb 26, 2012, 02:09 PM

20. whew!

I love a little scenery chewing, don't you?

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Feb 26, 2012, 02:39 PM

21. I sooo agree with every word!!!! n/t below, all text above ^^^^

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Feb 26, 2012, 02:44 PM

22. my favorite:

perpetually acting out a burlesque of the basest and least interesting psychological dysfunctions...

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Feb 26, 2012, 03:58 PM

23. This needs to be plastered on DU's homepage!

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Feb 26, 2012, 04:14 PM

24. Indeed.

Well put. I've often complained that our times need another Ambrose Bierce. This will do nicely.
As for the Republicans...I love them not, the great gobies.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Feb 26, 2012, 04:27 PM

25. Perfect!

It's exactly what I needed to hear! Sometimes, after all the arguing, you just have to tell it like it is, and rant!

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Feb 26, 2012, 04:30 PM

26. I agree....nt

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Feb 26, 2012, 04:31 PM

27. Wow!!!! Righteous! Smack! Down!!!

Sorry if I sound like I'm channeling William Shatner; but, dayumn, this guy can sling the Anglo-Saxon like a maestro!



Oh shit! What happened to the 'You Rock' smiley?

Oh yeah, and a toast

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Feb 26, 2012, 05:31 PM

29. That must have felt good

--it sure felt good to read too!! I need a cigarette.


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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Feb 26, 2012, 05:32 PM

30. You can't keep holding back like this

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Feb 26, 2012, 06:33 PM

31. Yeah,

that sounds about right. But I doubt too many would understand it. Too many big words.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Feb 26, 2012, 08:00 PM

32. Nice seeing someone like Troubadour with the cajones to call 'em like he sees

'em with the bark on and sans any niceties just to be polite.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Feb 26, 2012, 08:32 PM

33. Com'on now, tell us how you REALLY feel! (nt)

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Feb 26, 2012, 09:00 PM

34. This is an eloquent argument...

 

And it inexorably leads one to the conclusion that the only thing that can be done with the Rightists is to utterly isolate them, either socially or physically.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Mon Feb 27, 2012, 10:23 AM

35. Now THAT is a rant!!

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