HomeLatest ThreadsGreatest ThreadsForums & GroupsMy SubscriptionsMy Posts
DU Home » Latest Threads » Forums & Groups » Main » Latest Breaking News (Forum) » Taliban commander Mohamma...

Wed Apr 18, 2012, 07:02 PM

Taliban commander Mohammad Ashan turns himself in for $100 reward

Source: Metro co uk news

Afghan officials and US soldiers were left perplexed after mid-level Taliban commander Ashan, wanted in connection with two roadside bomb attacks, handed himself over to Western-led authorities.

He was arrested after strolling towards a police checkpoint in the Sar Howza district of Paktika province with a wanted poster bearing his own face and demanding the $100 finder's fee.

After a biometric scan confirmed the insurgent's identity, Specialist Matthew Baker said: 'We asked him, "Is this you?" Mohammad Ashan answered with an incredible amount of enthusiasm, "Yes, yes, that's me! Can I get my award now?"'

Hundreds of 'be on the lookout' posters emblazoned with Ashan's face had been distributed in Paktika province


Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/news/896522-worlds-dumbest-terrorist-tailban-commander-tries-to-claim-100-reward-for-turning-himself-in#ixzz1sR5gRV84

Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/news/896522-worlds-dumbest-terrorist-tailban-commander-tries-to-claim-100-reward-for-turning-himself-in#ixzz1sR49HGrF

11 replies, 2333 views

Thread informationRemove bookmarkTrash this thread

Reply to this thread

Back to top Alert abuse

Always highlight: 10 newest replies | Replies posted after I mark a forum
Replies to this discussion thread
Arrow 11 replies Author Time Post
Reply Taliban commander Mohammad Ashan turns himself in for $100 reward (Original post)
RedCloud Apr 2012 OP
Daniel537 Apr 2012 #1
Journeyman Apr 2012 #2
Vehl Apr 2012 #3
frylock Apr 2012 #4
iamthebandfanman Apr 2012 #5
bluedigger Apr 2012 #6
DeSwiss Apr 2012 #7
Art_from_Ark Apr 2012 #8
grantcart Apr 2012 #9
Tom Ripley Apr 2012 #10
bemildred Apr 2012 #11

Response to RedCloud (Original post)

Wed Apr 18, 2012, 07:16 PM

1. Damn, times must be tough over there. n/t

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to RedCloud (Original post)

Wed Apr 18, 2012, 07:31 PM

2. Someone's in for a rude awakening when he learns the difference between "reward" and "award" . . .

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Journeyman (Reply #2)

Wed Apr 18, 2012, 07:40 PM

3. lol good one!

I couldn't stop laughing

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to RedCloud (Original post)

Wed Apr 18, 2012, 07:53 PM

4. OW!! that's my boating arm!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to RedCloud (Original post)

Wed Apr 18, 2012, 08:30 PM

5. while im sure thats a bit of money there

Last edited Wed Apr 18, 2012, 08:30 PM USA/ET - Edit history (2)

but..

youd think given the cost of the war as a whole, we could afford to offer a lil more in reward money

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to iamthebandfanman (Reply #5)

Wed Apr 18, 2012, 08:40 PM

6. Supply and demand.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to RedCloud (Original post)

Wed Apr 18, 2012, 11:02 PM

7. 'Clearly,' another official added, 'the man is an imbecile.'

- Oh I don't know about that. I mean whose the one spending trillions of dollars that they don't have trying to catch "imbeciles?"


    ''Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.'' ~Isaac Asimov

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to RedCloud (Original post)

Thu Apr 19, 2012, 12:17 AM

8. That sounds like straight out of "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly"

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to RedCloud (Original post)

Thu Apr 19, 2012, 12:28 AM

9. He then asked where he could get his free trip to the vacation resort at Gitmo, Cuba. He had heard

alot of good things about the beaches in Cuba.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to RedCloud (Original post)

Thu Apr 19, 2012, 01:29 AM

10. Ironic terrorist

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Tom Ripley (Reply #10)

Thu Apr 19, 2012, 09:41 AM

11. Indeed.

I was trying to figure out if he was a fool or a smart ass.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink

Reply to this thread