This lady really wanted her parking spot ....

[MindMover]

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Altercation Over Parking Spot Ends in Death by Testicular Asphyxiation

A shopkeeper in China was fatally injured last week after a woman with whom he was clashing clutched his testicles, and squeezed them until he blacked out.

According to local reports, the 42-year-old man, who hails from the southern city of Haikou in the small province of Hainan, was locked in a heated altercation with the 41-year-old woman over a parking spot.

The unnamed woman, who was picking up her child from elementary school, sought to leave her scooter outside the man's shop. When he refused, the two began quarreling. Soon they were joined by the woman's husband and brother, and the tough talk turned to violence.

At some point during the melee, the woman latched on to the proprietor's privates, and refused to let go until the man passed out. He was rushed to a nearby hospital, where he was pronounced dead.

The woman and her brother remain in police custody.



http://gawker.com/5904888/altercation-over-parking-spot-ends-in-death-by-testicular-asphyxiation

[valerief]

1. The Chinese really are becoming American. nt

[virgogal]

6. Give me a break.

[4th law of robotics]

11. It happens all the time here

not a day goes by when some man isn't killed in the US by testicular asphyxiation.

This place is a nightmare. I wish I could move to china, but you know, they built that big wall to keep us out.

[Zalatix]

20. You're kidding, right?

[Nye Bevan]

9. Yes. People squeezing other people's testicles over parking spots is very common here (nt)

[snooper2]

28. ROFL

I KNOW you can do better than that....please

[4th law of robotics]

2. How is that even possible

Sheesh. This woman deserves to spend the rest of her life in jail.

[TheWraith]

4. Assuming this story is true, which I'm not convinced of....

I would have to assume that something else happened such as him hitting his head when he passed out.

[lonestarnot]

3. Damn. I didn't know one could die from such.

We are way worse than animals.

[TheWraith]

8. No, we're not.

Believe me, animal behavior can be surprisingly cruel and bordering on what we would consider sociopathic. For that matter, most of our own behavior is restrained in comparison: for instance, we're pretty much the only species on the planet that balks at the notion of killing somebody else's children to make room for yours. Heck even cute, smart animals like dolphins are well known to engage in thrill-killing behaviors.

[lonestarnot]

17. Are you saying humans are not capable of thrill killing? You may want to check with some enlistees

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that went to Iraq and Afghanistan. Oh, and you didn't. I come here when I'm tired and I misread sorry.

[TheWraith]

22. Where did I say that?

The reality, however, is that human behavior at its worst can be found in the animal kingdom every day.

[lonestarnot]

33. Have you ever seen an animal kill another animal in the wild that didn't eat the kill?

[Hassin Bin Sober]

10. Oh yeah. It's a basic Kung-Fu hold.

Very deadly. But hard to practice.

[Quantess]

13. Is it really, or are you making that up?

[Hassin Bin Sober]

18. If I told you, I would have to use it on you.

[Ilsa]

12. Testicular torsion is a life-threatening emergency.

Ask your doctor if you don't believe me.

[4th law of robotics]

14. One of the many useful facts I learned

from watching Venture Bros.

[REP]

16. Beat me to it

Although I know someone who had one and waited days to see a doctor. My brother is an idiot.

[MindMover]

23. LMAO,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[Salviati]

29. I love the way that they're "reading" off the teleprompter... lol!

http://video.adultswim.com/the-venture-bros/testicular-torsion.html

[dionysus]

15. i know a guy who had that happen to him surfing. they manged to save everything, told him

he was lucky, they usually can't save everything...

[lumberjack_jeff]

5. Something to add to the medical books, I guess. n/t

[Zanzoobar]

7. Only in China

[bluedigger]

19. Painful and disabling, yes. Life threatening?

I'm skeptical.

[marybourg]

30. Me too. Based on( 2nd hand) experience.

[Beacool]

21. Gee, and I thought that it was hard to find a parking space in my town.

I've seen altercations, but so far no murders by testicular strangulation.

Poor guy, rest in peace.

[RebelOne]

24. I will remember to do that should any asshole decide to attack me. n/t

[LiberalEsto]

25. Perhaps she merely wanted to make soup nt

[xchrom]

26. There they kill you by grabbing your balls - here they shoot

You in the chest.

6 o' 1 ...

[Speck Tater]

27. I hope that lady had the good sense to...

... use this product afterwards.

[Marr]

31. Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique.

Probably learned it from Chiun. Maybe Pei Mei. I think Batman knows it, too.

[B Calm]

32. Road Rage Chinese style, wow!!