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He purchased your corporate kit.
Your accounts in his tank
He runs to the bank
And the people end up with the shit
Your Turn
hootinholler
(26,449 posts)In his car the dog wouldn't fit
On the roof went the setter
But Mitt should have known better
Now we know he's an ignorant twit
Texas-Limerick
(93 posts)Oh The the vulture babe has a beak, dear
And he shows it to his delight
All that money has Mittbleak babe
And when he uses it they never indict
You know when that vulture bites, with his beak, babe
Scarlet billows start to spread
Fancy gloves wears old Mittbleack dear
On his balance sheet, never a trace of red
On the auction block, Monday mornin' dear
Lies a company, it's assets ready to strip
And someone's sneakin' round the corner
Could that someone be Mitt the Flip?
There's a cigarette boat, racin' to the Cayman's don'tcha know
With a money bag bulging at its seams
but the heartbreak is in the workmen dear
Who Mitt fired despite their agonizing screams
Now d'ja hear about South Steel Company? It disappeared, dear
After drawin' out all of its hard earned cash
Now Mittbleak spends like a Koch brother
Could it be our boy's done somethin' rash?
Now old General Motors, and Chrysler Corporation
Sears Roebuck, and Nieman Marcus should frown
Oh the the line forms on the right babe
Now that Mitty's back in town
Look out
old Mitty is back!!
Texas-Limerick
(93 posts)Mitt would surely sweat & swelter
If not for his shady tax shelter
But for all his remisses
Gives a kiss to the Mrs.
For the shit you people have dealt her