Caption Mittens...

[WI_DEM]

[hedgehog]

1. looks like that gray hair needs a touch-up!

[Arctic Dave]

2. I can't believe humans eat this stuff.

[Johonny]

3. I was in charge of organizing the 2002 Winter Olympic and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

[DocMac]

4. Like painting a fence, right?

[no_hypocrisy]

5. The Republican Party Ticket 2012:

[yellowcanine]

6. His daughter in law should smack his hand and push the cone into his face to make up for the

time he tripped her during the family "olympics."

[AngryOldDem]

7. "The shit I have to do to show the little people that I'm just like them." n/t

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. "I'm pretending this is the ass of undecided American voters"

[ryan_cats]

9. That better not have caffeine in it

That better not have caffeine in it, I'd hate to see him excommunicated.

He should also be thinking of his image. I see that enormous amount of ice cream and imagine it's going to fall, usually on my clothes. No napkin, where are his image guys? Not that he'd lose the election because he spilled ice cream but the idea is to not have these things happen.

Is his hair deliberately disheveled to make him look cool and hip (HA!)? I remember the grief Edwards got for his hair but the mitster seems to have Devo plastic hair most of the time.

He needs an energy dome:
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[HopeHoops]

10. "I wonder how much I can make off of this ice cream joint."

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

11. "I hope they realize I'm eating vanilla with daring bits of spicy vanilla bean pod in it"

[Coexist]

12. The common folk and they're utensil-less habits are grotesque.

[pinboy3niner]

13. "Yeah, I promised to just hold it for you and not lick it. So Sue me.

Everyone knows what a prankster I am. Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh..."

[dembotoz]

14. getting ready for the koch brothers

[applegrove]

15. 50 bucks says he dies his eyebrows dark by November.