Hey! Chris Christie! You fuckin' manatee in a suit! What's Romney gonna "bring us back" to?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Human pufferfish on MSNBC just now, talking about how after four years of Obama, we need Mitt Romney to "bring us back!"

Question is, what;s he gonna bring us back to?

Bush-Cheney?

Clinton-Gore?

Bush-Quayle?

HUH? DETAILS, you fukken slob, DETAILS!

[PeaceNikki]

1. Dude. Manatees are cute, don't compare those cute, gentle beasts to that horrible person.

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

4. So are puffer fish

Baby Puffer: "Don't compare me to that Chris Christie Dude!"

[Peregrine Took]

5. +100!

[Enrique]

6. I agree

I live in Florida and I've never met a sarcastic manatee.

[PeaceNikki]

10. I got to snorkel with them last year in Crystal River.

They roll over on their backs so you can pet their tummies. Like puppies. I fell in love.

[JustAnotherGen]

2. Ditto PeaceNikki!

And - he needs to STOP worrying about this election and start worrying the state of NJ. He's large and in charge here - so how about him getting back to work? I'm not paying him his salary and subsidizing his health insurance for him to hang around on news network talk shows.

[Warren Stupidity]

3. insulting to manatees and suits nt

[Amerigo Vespucci]

11. He's a fucking loudmouth

I didn't make a blanket statement about "overweight people" on DU.

Of course, this is the home of everything being taken out of context and shoved back up the posterior of the poster, so why should I be surprised?

[TwilightGardener]

13. Are we supposed to pretend he's not morbidly obese?

[PeaceNikki]

14. I think the point is that there are PLENTY of reasons to criticize him...

other than his weight.

[TwilightGardener]

17. Why would I avoid his weight, though? It's his most obvious physical flaw.

I'm not going to pretend I don't see the 800-lb elephant in the room. Let's get real.

[PeaceNikki]

18. Well, you risk being perceived as petty and insensitive.

I guess it's your call.

[TwilightGardener]

19. I'm fine with petty and insensitive. I hate dishonesty most of all.

[Dreamer Tatum]

21. Please post several pics of yourself so we can hammer on yours, OK? nt

[TwilightGardener]

24. Well, when I become an important public figure who entertains the thought of running for President,

I will do just that, and you can fire away.

[Dreamer Tatum]

25. Chickenpoop answer.

Fat hatred is disgusting.

[Peregrine Took]

8. Just say he's a fat rethug in a suit.

We get the idea!

[Surya Gayatri]

9. Obviously, this super-sized

loud-mouth asshole is angling for the VP spot on the Repuke ticket.
He makes my skin crawl with his Jersey tough guy persona.
Barf!! SG

[WI_DEM]

15. I think Christie or Condi will be VP

Christie will be the attack dog if he is selected. I think that Biden could handle him well in a debate.

[PeaceNikki]

16. And *I* think it'll be our very 'own' Paul Ryan.

I know...

[Major Hogwash]

20. He looks like he ate a small child for breakfast.

That fat, incompetent slob couldn't run a convenience store, let alone a state!

[sufrommich]

22. Duh, he's gonna bring us back to

a white guy in the oval office.

[HughBeaumont]

23. I think what he's talking about involves phrases like "uppity" and "in their place".

Personally, I don't take any favorite of guys like Bernie Marcus, Ken Langone, Stanley Druckenmiller and the Koch's seriously.

http://www.thejanedough.com/ken-langone-chris-christie-president/