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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsRepublicans, Leukemia Team Up To Repeal Health Care Law
WASHINGTONCiting a mutually shared vision of health care in America, congressional Republicans and the deadly bone-marrow cancer leukemia announced a joint effort Wednesday to repeal the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, the historic new bill that extends health benefits to 32 million Americans nationwide.
"Republicans have no greater ally in this fight than leukemia," said Sen. Jim DeMint (R-SC), who was flanked by Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY), House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-OH), and the abnormal increase in white blood cells. "Denying insurance to Americans with preexisting conditions and ensuring that low-income Americans stand no chance of receiving quality health care are just a few of the core beliefs that the GOP and leukemia share."
"And believe me, if anyone is angrier than the Republican Party that children can no longer be denied coverage for having preexisting conditions, it's leukemia." DeMint continued. "We're a match made in heaven."
In the coming weeks, Republicans and leukemia will travel the country in an effort to diminish support for the increasingly popular bill, which GOP sources said goes against everything that Republicans and the massive accumulation of toxic cells stand for.
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/republicans-leukemia-team-up-to-repeal-health-care,17215/?ref=auto
"Republicans have no greater ally in this fight than leukemia," said Sen. Jim DeMint (R-SC), who was flanked by Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY), House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-OH), and the abnormal increase in white blood cells. "Denying insurance to Americans with preexisting conditions and ensuring that low-income Americans stand no chance of receiving quality health care are just a few of the core beliefs that the GOP and leukemia share."
"And believe me, if anyone is angrier than the Republican Party that children can no longer be denied coverage for having preexisting conditions, it's leukemia." DeMint continued. "We're a match made in heaven."
In the coming weeks, Republicans and leukemia will travel the country in an effort to diminish support for the increasingly popular bill, which GOP sources said goes against everything that Republicans and the massive accumulation of toxic cells stand for.
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/republicans-leukemia-team-up-to-repeal-health-care,17215/?ref=auto
(Yeah, from 2010, which is why Boehner is minority leader; but still accurate apart from that, I think)
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Republicans, Leukemia Team Up To Repeal Health Care Law (Original Post)
muriel_volestrangler
Jun 2012
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GObamaGO
(665 posts)1. Ah, the Onion!
nmbluesky
(2,561 posts)2. Damn you onion!!!!
Before I read this..I feel so sick GOP use them.. I saw "onion"
Thank god...
get the red out
(13,462 posts)3. LOVE
The Onion.