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[malaise]

Pat Boone will sing for the inauguration

This will be the biggest lie from two racist LIARS

[octoberlib]

1. I hope he sings something from his "in a metal mood " period

[malaise]

4. It's a crazy train for sure

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. Better double the order of Chinese-made barf bags.

[malaise]

3. I won't need them

We won't be watching that shit

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. Me neither.

But the attendees will certainly need barf bags, or wear foul weather gear.

[brush]

5. God! He's the best they can do? Is he even still performing (covering other's hits)?

[malaise]

6. Who knows

I also like the idea of Uncle Sam in an open casket.

[teach1st]

8. Pat Boone Says That Obama Has Committed High Crimes By Faking His Birth Certificate

Pat Boone Says That Obama Has Committed ‘High Crimes’ By Faking His Birth Certificate
PoliticusUSA, 6/24/14

Pat Boone, who became famous in the 1950s for singing white-washed versions of black artists’ songs, appeared on The Alan Colmes Show Monday. During the interview, Boone, who now fancies himself a political commentator, discussed President Obama’s birth certificate and how he predicts that by September, there will be proof that the President’s birth certificate is a fake. The 80-year old conservative Christian said he knows for a fact that President Obama was born in Kenya and that the birth certificate that the White House has presented is a fraud. Boone believes that by presenting this fraudulent birth certificate, the President and his staff have committed “high crimes” and that a Congressional committee needs to look into it.

[malaise]

10. Fugging racist idiot

Let's see how he deals with Groper Don the Con's real high crimes

[uponit7771]

13. Figures.... racist got race (as the Palin dictionary would allow)

[Crunchy Frog]

18. He faked his actual birth.

We've had a pretend person in the WH the past 8 years. That's the real scandal that everyone's missing.

[zippythepinhead]

9. He better leave his daughter home

the orange pervert might try to light up her life by grabbing her by the pussy.

[malaise]

11. ROFL

[KatyMan]

12. she's too old for him

he likes them young you know

[hedda_foil]

14. Even if he does, he's got three more daughters.

[Hortensis]

15. Love it. Creepy Boone's a natch, but interestingly enough

no indication yet that this Trump supporter has been given an opportunity to say yes. Trump's famous fake "loyalty" must be threatening collapse at the thought, while Boone's likely fantasizing at showing up all the people he hates in Hollywood. Can he still sing?

[brooklynite]

16. You don't seem to be aware that Pat Boone has updated his image...

...and got into Heavy Metal.

[malaise]

22. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[Ilsa]

23. Stick-on, wash-off tatts and pit hair! What a badass!

Did he really think he could sell more vinyl with his new image? What a moran!

[smirkymonkey]

17. Hah! Trump is such a LOOOSER!

I can't believe that is the best he can do!

[Hortensis]

19. Neither does Trump. Btw, $1M donors to Jr's and Eric's

"charity" are purchasing inauguration weekend access to the president, a hunting trip with Jr or Eric, and “autographed guitars by an Opening Day 2017 performer.”

How long until the pubs toss this president out on his ear? Into prison even? They literally have dozens of crimes already. Since election Trump's been successfully pressuring other nations to hold their expensive events at his DC hotel, instead of wherever they'd already booked.

[Vinca]

20. He's still alive??? LOL.

[Liberal In Texas]

21. That was my first thought lol.

Wiki says he's 82...should be interesting to see if he can remember the lyrics.