After all, what do you have to lose? . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("And why not rent out the Washington Mall?&quot Trump is saying: "Listen, we're going to get smart. Real smart. Like I said during the campaign, what's so wrong about teaming up with Russia to make this a better world? . . . And in keeping with that spirit, I've asked many of the nation's top lobbyists to help me drain the swamp! . . . It's going to be great, you'll see!"

[localroger]

1. So I need a cabinet, they say.

Fine, I'll send Melania down to the kitchen place with the White House plans and I'll have her pick out a cabinet. It'll be a great cabinet, the best cabinet, I'll have her pick out a countertop too and nothing but the best, real marble from Italy because that's where the best marble comes from. And I will have the best cabinet in Washington D.C. and nobody will be able to argue with that.

[skip fox]

4. nice!

[Xipe Totec]

2. Trying to drain the swamp by belly-flopping more alligators into it. nt

[LeftishBrit]

3. The Unspeakable always looks as though he disregarded that traditional warning...

never to make nasty faces, because if you do it when the wind changes, your face will get stuck like that.

Sadly, the nastier his expression, the more some people seem to like him!

[skip fox]

5. The Donald is saying:

"Don't worry, I'm planning on giving each person what he or she deserves. . . . Believe me."

[NightWatcher]

6. It's not like I'm going to appoint a confederate general as the top cop

Oh wait, I did, you dumbasses.