To the male politicians who insist on creating laws regarding my woman regions...

[cynatnite]

You're only allowed in my vagina unless you have every intention of making sure I have a fabulous orgasm.

Otherwise, stay the fuck out.

[freshwest]

1. LOL!

[Angry Dragon]

2. Promises, promises

[hifiguy]

3. Excellent.

I have wondered, for decades now, why so many of my fellow males are so obsessed with what women do with their ladyparts and are so consumed with regulating every aspect thereof. I've always thought that is a subject for women to decide for themselves and that my brethren should take a chill pill and STFU.

[kardonb]

11. excellent

and those are the same guys who get Viagra !

[Zalatix]

4. What about the female politicians who insist on these laws?

Namely, the Republican ones?

[alittlelark]

6. I assume they will have to offer the same quality orgasms.

[Jamastiene]

10. lol

[Aerows]

16. They will if I take it for the team with them!

I'm really good at giving instructions, though, so I'm sure it'll be fine.

[AsahinaKimi]

17. I am betting some of those

Republican women wouldn't know a good orgasm, if it bit them on the ass...

[Aerows]

19. Probably not..

....LOL

[Zalatix]

22. Warning, TMI territory!!!

How to give a Republican woman an orgasm:

Read a sex scene out of Atlas Shrugged.

[Aerows]

15. I'll take a few for that team

Michele Bachmann better stay away from me with that corn dog, though, I'm not going that far.

[hifiguy]

18. OMG Aerows, that is DUzy-worthy!

I tip my hat to a comment worthy of Oscar Wilde or Groucho Marx.

[Aerows]

20. *smirk*

:Takes a bow:

[Aerows]

25. I don't like Ann Coulter

But don't slander the trans community like that, please.

It's hurtful, and we used to lock posts like that on DU2.

Just offering education.

[Zalatix]

26. Oh, snap. My apologies. Never intended to do that.

[Aerows]

27. Just thought I'd point it out

And I didn't think you intended to offend - that's why I spoke up.

You are alright with me, Zal

[lunatica]

5. If you don't talk about my vagina and uterus I won't point out the obvious

about your penis.

I remember when I was a young woman we were taught never to criticize man parts because men's egos were just so fragile that we women had too much power to shatter their fragility. This is a fact that women my age will attest to.

[calimary]

7. Fuckin' A.

[Marie Marie]

8. I remember that well.

I think we girls were even taught that in the part of our health class that touched on sex-ed.

[hifiguy]

12. Marvelous.

I suspect that the guys who are most insecure about their manparts are the ones who have the greatest impetus to regulate ladyparts.

[Laelth]

13. You got some good advice.

Men are, indeed, quite fragile. At one time more members of the stronger gender seemed to acknowledge and accept that fact.

There's only the mildest hint of sarcasm in the post above.

-Laelth

[babylonsister]

9. Hahaha! Orgasms, I DO remember them! Yea, what you said!

[HopeHoops]

14. Seems fair. There's a joke you might like...

A newlywed couple entered their hotel room for their first night in the same bed. The man took off his trousers and tossed them at his new wife and said, "put those on."

She looked up at him and said, "why would I do that? They're way too big."

He replied, "I just want to to be clear who wears the pants in the family."

In response, she whipped off her panties, threw them at him and said, "try THOSE on."

He looked at them and said, "I can't get into your panties!"

"That's right," she said, "and you're not going to until you change your damn attitude."

[MineralMan]

23. Yabbut, by the time you find out whether

they're capable of providing that orgasm, you're screwed....

[Odin2005]

24. DUzy!!!