Alabama's creepy governor denying a sexual relationship with aide he totaly had a relationship with

[Kelvin Mace]

Warning, brain bleach may be needed.

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[xfundy]

1. What a transparent, lying asshole.

Knew he'd play the 'god' card!

[Kelvin Mace]

2. Yeah, love that

SANCTIMONIOUS, lying asshole.

[Major Nikon]

3. ...

[Kelvin Mace]

4. At least Nixon avoided sex scandals

[Major Nikon]

5. Not true

http://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2014/07/28/here-is-a-clip-of-richard-nixon-discussing-panda-sex/

[Kelvin Mace]

6. Well, come on...

Pandas are such pervs.

Oh wait, sorry. People obsessed with panda sex are pervs.

[trof]

7. Mr. Devout Christian, Good Baptist, Dr. Governor.

[Major Nikon]

8. It's Obama's fault

[trof]

9. Well, yeah...there's that.

[beam me up scottie]

11. He'll say it was a crisis of faith!

That's their go-to excuse when they finally have to admit they screwed around.

[AxionExcel]

10. Not believable

At all