I hate to break this to you, Donald. But...

[world wide wally]

I know you think the world of yourself and all Thst, but Obama is a funnier stand up comic than you are. He is a better singer too. He would most certainly kick your ass in basketball. And above all, he is at least twice as smart as you are.
Sorry, but Someone had to tell you the truth.

[randome]

1. Since Conservatives hold superficial values in such esteem...

...I think it only right to bludgeon them over their pointy little heads with the truth: Democrats have more fun!
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[KamaAina]

2. "He is a better singer too. He would most certainly kick your ass in basketball."

I'm pretty sure tRump would grant you those points. You can imagine why.

[Kalidurga]

3. I wonder if the Don has gotten over the roasting

Obama gave him. I forget what year it was.

[Squinch]

4. I think that's what this campaign is all about: "I'll show you, anyone can get that job you have."

[Kalidurga]

7. well he does seem more of a petulant child than a serious adult.

[world wide wally]

5. I have always thought that is what triggered his hatred of Obama.

He can't take a joke either.

[leftyladyfrommo]

6. And he's not a narcissistic sociopath.

That's kind of important.

[CTyankee]

8. When you think about it, you can't think of anything Trump can do except make money.

You don't appear to have any other things you excelled in. And excelling in selling real estate in Manhattan...who knew THAT could be profitable???

[MiniMe]

9. Hey Wally....

You're Fired!!
Signed the Donald

[world wide wally]

10. Does that mean I can leave now, sir?