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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsSOLVED: It was a PLASTIC knife
Even if I gave Ben Carson the benefit of just about every doubt I can think of, I can't get past the part of the knife breaking. What cheezy-assed knife does that? And on a belt-buckle no less; not like it was concrete.
But what if it happened in grade school as described, but it was a plastic knife
Then it all makes sense and it "happened" and he could use it for his righteous tale. None of his schoolmates remember it because they were probably laughing too hard at the time.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)Art_from_Ark
(27,247 posts)I hang my head and cry
beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)Blow my blues away
Art_from_Ark
(27,247 posts)beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)DC The National Park Service announced today that, responding to popular demand, it is preparing rules and regulations for pissing on the grave of Dick Cheney.
Its important to remember, said a spokesman, That Cheney does not have an actual grave at this time since he is not dead. However, public interest in pissing on his grave makes it increasingly urgent to have plans in place.
Ordinarily, we do not encourage urinating in public places. However, Cheney is so universally hated that we see no practical way of keeping it from happening, and have decided instead to regulate it like any other recreational activity.
Once the final resting place of Dick Cheney is determined, NPS will conduct hydro geological studies to determine the likely drainage. This is an important health measure, said the spokesman, Remember, the grave will house the rotting remains of Dick Cheney, a heavy load on the well being of whatever community it curses. We may have to install a large septic field as it is. Charging a small fee for pissing on Cheneys grave may be the only way to recoup those costs.
http://memegop.org/2014/12/regulations-for-pissing-on-cheneys-grave-announced/
Yorktown
(2,884 posts)beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)Javaman
(62,530 posts)Pew!! Pew!!
Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)Inside.
I would've been expelled, but the guy was six inches taller, two years older, and he started the fight.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)Quackers
(2,256 posts)I was in kindergarten and this boy kept marking on my girlfriend with a pencil. So I stabbed him with my extra large snoopy pencil. It went into his wrist and between the forearm bones. He bled everywhere. Thankfully, the pencil didn't break or leave any pieces in his arm. God, grade school is rough.
Kalidurga
(14,177 posts)Hoppy
(3,595 posts)The Ben Carson Center For The Study Of International Diplomacy.
Brother Buzz
(36,430 posts)All his schoolmates remember him getting into a dust-up, but they all agree it involved a Spork.
greyl
(22,990 posts)so, no.
Tab
(11,093 posts)Really?? That's the best they got?
Yorktown
(2,884 posts)to help Ben Carson become one day President.
Because Carson is a chosen one.
I believe. Amen.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Hallelujah! It's a Christmas Miracle!
Yorktown
(2,884 posts)What is important is that Jesus made a miracle to save Ben Carson from trouble.
Exact details to be rescripted and released during a coming conference.
Do not argue. Have faith.