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Cameron encourages private sector to bomb Syria
Yes it's satire, but all the same.....
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/cameron-encourages-private-sector-to-bomb-syria-20151118103966
THE prime minister has announced financial incentives for any UK business which commits to airstrikes in Syria.
Tax breaks and development funding have been made available, with Tesco, United Biscuits and River Island all considering making bombing runs before Christmas.
Cameron continued: “State interference, whether in the housing market or against ISIS, is never a good idea.
“But the private sector doesn’t have to worry about votes in the Commons, violating international law or being on the receiving end of one of Putin’s hard stares.”
Tax breaks and development funding have been made available, with Tesco, United Biscuits and River Island all considering making bombing runs before Christmas.
Cameron continued: “State interference, whether in the housing market or against ISIS, is never a good idea.
“But the private sector doesn’t have to worry about votes in the Commons, violating international law or being on the receiving end of one of Putin’s hard stares.”
