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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIt just keeps getting funnier. #BenCarsonWikipedia
Last edited Mon Nov 9, 2015, 03:40 PM - Edit history (2)
Currently, about a tweet a minute, and the feed is hilarious.
Rick Drury ?@DruryRick
Dr Ben was the first to twerk and to take a selfie with Jesus. Just sayin. #bencarsonwikipedia
Ben Carson told Neil Armstrong to say, "it's one small step for man, . . . "
If you say "Dr McCrazy sleepy pants" three times quickly, Ben Carson will leave you some grain under your pillow tonight #bencarsonwikipedia
Dr Ben was the first to twerk and to take a selfie with Jesus. Just sayin. #bencarsonwikipedia
Ben Carson told Neil Armstrong to say, "it's one small step for man, . . . "
If you say "Dr McCrazy sleepy pants" three times quickly, Ben Carson will leave you some grain under your pillow tonight #bencarsonwikipedia
Logan Yost ?@DesignGuyNY
The reason there are no #pyramids in other parts of the world is that everyone but #egyptians were #glutenfree #bencarsonwikipedia
The reason there are no #pyramids in other parts of the world is that everyone but #egyptians were #glutenfree #bencarsonwikipedia
DropDeadFerd
?It's too easy
?It's too easy
CloreenBaconskin ?@CloreenBacNSkin
I never thought the words "grain storage" would make me laugh hysterically. But it happened. #bencarsonwikipedia
I never thought the words "grain storage" would make me laugh hysterically. But it happened. #bencarsonwikipedia
Elske McCain @elskemccain
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It just keeps getting funnier. #BenCarsonWikipedia (Original Post)
L. Coyote
Nov 2015
OP
A top tweet, Reagan offered him a scholarship to Electoral College ROFL he said no
L. Coyote
Nov 2015
#2
msrizzo
(796 posts)1. "Dr McCrazy sleepy pants"
That's a keeper.
L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)2. A top tweet, Reagan offered him a scholarship to Electoral College ROFL he said no
tomiahonen ?@tomiahonen
I met Ronald Reagan on his Detroit visit, he offered me full scholarship to the Electoral College, but I turned it down #bencarsonwikipedia
PRAISE PLUTO!
trueblue2007
(17,243 posts)5. GOOD ONE .....
:large
SunSeeker
(51,771 posts)6. K & R
sunnystarr
(2,638 posts)7. hysterical lolol (nt)
trusty elf
(7,403 posts)8. "Getting America Back On Crack"
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L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)9. I'm kind of collecting these now.
SuileanGorm
if you carry a lizard in your pocket, you will be able to see at night. #bencarsonwikipedia
The Earth is filled with Helium, and that is how we stay in space. #bencarsonwikipedia
if you carry a lizard in your pocket, you will be able to see at night. #bencarsonwikipedia
The Earth is filled with Helium, and that is how we stay in space. #bencarsonwikipedia
J.C.Burns ?@jcburns
The Washington Monument? Really big sundial. Also, grain storage. #bencarsonwikipedia
The Washington Monument? Really big sundial. Also, grain storage. #bencarsonwikipedia
Bill Connell ?@wjcstp
The Sasquatch are a just a secretive branch of the Amish. #bencarsonwikipedia
The Sasquatch are a just a secretive branch of the Amish. #bencarsonwikipedia
Dan Webster ?@Webster69Dw 13 minutes ago
Ben Carson and the Truth - Moral Integrity Part of #GOP Past?
#Hillary #bencarsonwikipedia #tcot #UniteBlue #Carson
http://nyti.ms/1kF2PEW
Ben Carson and the Truth - Moral Integrity Part of #GOP Past?
#Hillary #bencarsonwikipedia #tcot #UniteBlue #Carson
http://nyti.ms/1kF2PEW
tishaLA
(14,176 posts)10. King Nut is priceless!
I wish I'd thought of it.
L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)12. Ben and Jesus
LOL
ryan_cats
(2,061 posts)11. I'v
I've seen the exorcist about a hundred and sixty-seven times...
L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)13. 100 or so Favorite Jokes Related to Dr Ben Carson Ridicule on Twitter (in no particular order)
November 09, 2015
My pick of 100 or so Favorite Jokes Related to Dr Ben Carson Ridicule on Twitter (in no particular order)
Late last week, Republican Presidential front-runner, highly respected former neurosurgeon Dr Ben Carson, also an author of a plethora of books, was caught in some, should we say inconsistencies at least, if not lies. It kept getting worse over the weekend and now several of his most inspirational stories from his books and speeches are found to have no merit, or have no evidence that they occurred. It ignited a firestorm of ridicule that was trending on Twitter under the hashtag #BenCarsonWikipedia for much of the weekend. I haven't seen as much jokes against any one candidate at any time before in such enormous volume in such a short time. Not Sarah Palin, not Mitt Romney, not Governor Oops ie Rick Perry nor Captain Moonbase Newt Gingrich.
I joined in the Twitter fun and will post two blogs about it. This is my favorites collection of what others wrote, after a lot of consternation, selected my approx 100 favorites out of tens of thounsands of jokes I read over the past 3 days. But before we get to the jokes, most who read this blog are not that intensely involved in US politics, that they won't quite understand the intensity of the outburst and why some of the issues might be subject matter to jokes. So lets do a brief overview of Dr Ben Carson first, the factual side leading to this, so you understand, and you will have the context to also appreciate the jokes more. I will be brief..
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The term algorithm is named after Al Gore, the inventor of the internet
Bryan @bwguenther
I joined in the Twitter fun and will post two blogs about it. This is my favorites collection of what others wrote, after a lot of consternation, selected my approx 100 favorites out of tens of thounsands of jokes I read over the past 3 days. But before we get to the jokes, most who read this blog are not that intensely involved in US politics, that they won't quite understand the intensity of the outburst and why some of the issues might be subject matter to jokes. So lets do a brief overview of Dr Ben Carson first, the factual side leading to this, so you understand, and you will have the context to also appreciate the jokes more. I will be brief..
....
The term algorithm is named after Al Gore, the inventor of the internet
Bryan @bwguenther
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