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L. Coyote

(51,129 posts)
Mon Nov 9, 2015, 01:03 AM Nov 2015

It just keeps getting funnier. #BenCarsonWikipedia

Last edited Mon Nov 9, 2015, 03:40 PM - Edit history (2)

Currently, about a tweet a minute, and the feed is hilarious.

Rick Drury ?@DruryRick
Dr Ben was the first to twerk and to take a selfie with Jesus. Just sayin. #bencarsonwikipedia

Ben Carson told Neil Armstrong to say, "it's one small step for man, . . . "

If you say "Dr McCrazy sleepy pants" three times quickly, Ben Carson will leave you some grain under your pillow tonight #bencarsonwikipedia


Logan Yost ?@DesignGuyNY
The reason there are no #pyramids in other parts of the world is that everyone but #egyptians were #glutenfree #bencarsonwikipedia


DropDeadFerd
?It's too easy


CloreenBaconskin ?@CloreenBacNSkin
I never thought the words "grain storage" would make me laugh hysterically. But it happened. #bencarsonwikipedia


Elske McCain @elskemccain


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It just keeps getting funnier. #BenCarsonWikipedia (Original Post) L. Coyote Nov 2015 OP
"Dr McCrazy sleepy pants" msrizzo Nov 2015 #1
A top tweet, Reagan offered him a scholarship to Electoral College ROFL he said no L. Coyote Nov 2015 #2
. Autumn Nov 2015 #3
LOL! Rex Nov 2015 #4
GOOD ONE ..... trueblue2007 Nov 2015 #5
K & R SunSeeker Nov 2015 #6
hysterical lolol (nt) sunnystarr Nov 2015 #7
"Getting America Back On Crack" trusty elf Nov 2015 #8
I'm kind of collecting these now. L. Coyote Nov 2015 #9
King Nut is priceless! tishaLA Nov 2015 #10
Ben and Jesus L. Coyote Nov 2015 #12
I'v ryan_cats Nov 2015 #11
100 or so Favorite Jokes Related to Dr Ben Carson Ridicule on Twitter (in no particular order) L. Coyote Nov 2015 #13

L. Coyote

(51,129 posts)
2. A top tweet, Reagan offered him a scholarship to Electoral College ROFL he said no
Mon Nov 9, 2015, 01:15 AM
Nov 2015

tomiahonen ?@tomiahonen
I met Ronald Reagan on his Detroit visit, he offered me full scholarship to the Electoral College, but I turned it down #bencarsonwikipedia

L. Coyote

(51,129 posts)
9. I'm kind of collecting these now.
Mon Nov 9, 2015, 11:21 AM
Nov 2015
Taylor Bryanne ?@BBinCairo
I'm kind of collecting these now. #bencarsonwikipedia


SuileanGorm
if you carry a lizard in your pocket, you will be able to see at night. #bencarsonwikipedia

The Earth is filled with Helium, and that is how we stay in space. #bencarsonwikipedia


J.C.Burns ?@jcburns
The Washington Monument? Really big sundial. Also, grain storage. #bencarsonwikipedia


Bill Connell ?@wjcstp
The Sasquatch are a just a secretive branch of the Amish. #bencarsonwikipedia




Blucebdcer @moderate2severe
PBO addressing GOP and Ben Carson. #bencarsonwikipedia #BenCarsonFacts






L. Coyote

(51,129 posts)
13. 100 or so Favorite Jokes Related to Dr Ben Carson Ridicule on Twitter (in no particular order)
Mon Nov 9, 2015, 03:32 PM
Nov 2015

November 09, 2015
My pick of 100 or so Favorite Jokes Related to Dr Ben Carson Ridicule on Twitter (in no particular order)

Late last week, Republican Presidential front-runner, highly respected former neurosurgeon Dr Ben Carson, also an author of a plethora of books, was caught in some, should we say inconsistencies at least, if not lies. It kept getting worse over the weekend and now several of his most inspirational stories from his books and speeches are found to have no merit, or have no evidence that they occurred. It ignited a firestorm of ridicule that was trending on Twitter under the hashtag #BenCarsonWikipedia for much of the weekend. I haven't seen as much jokes against any one candidate at any time before in such enormous volume in such a short time. Not Sarah Palin, not Mitt Romney, not Governor Oops ie Rick Perry nor Captain Moonbase Newt Gingrich.

I joined in the Twitter fun and will post two blogs about it. This is my favorites collection of what others wrote, after a lot of consternation, selected my approx 100 favorites out of tens of thounsands of jokes I read over the past 3 days. But before we get to the jokes, most who read this blog are not that intensely involved in US politics, that they won't quite understand the intensity of the outburst and why some of the issues might be subject matter to jokes. So lets do a brief overview of Dr Ben Carson first, the factual side leading to this, so you understand, and you will have the context to also appreciate the jokes more. I will be brief..

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